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Pander:n., & v.t. 1. go-between in clandestine amours, procurer; one who ministers to evil designs. 2 v.i. minister (to base passions or evil designs, or person having these)

Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. ~er (see synecure, prostitute) 2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.

This week we feature The "mission" of Japander is to poke a little fun at famous people who advertise in Japan but don't do it back home.

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Arnold shows his acting versatility in a multi-role ad

A mal-nourished, unshaven Arnold speaks Japanese to bizarre smiley face

Arnold plays an alcoholic in the grip of the D.T.s

Brooke in the grip of caffeine addiction

More strangeness from Arnold

More of the monkey-like antics Ben Stiller has become famous for- in commercial form!

Cashing in on the Lennon name and cheapening the legacy

Ringo further cheapens the legacy

Rod the Mod sells you a Legacy
Some pretty funny Simpsons ads- they translate well to Japanese, maybe the Korean artists make it more Oriental or something
Leonardo DiCaprio, to the rescue, punching a Little Leaguer, interacting with dogs and birds, but always in a WagonRR with Oriami Gold Card

Dubya calls a reporter an asshole, which seems redundant

Dan Ackroyd, old, fat and senile

Columbo, ace detective, investigating some Azn pussy

Madonna fights a dragon and drinks tea

Madonna fights a spectre and drinks tea

Elmo tickles you

Brad fucks with a Japanese blonde

More Pitt Charm

Yet more

Winona not stealing anything, as far as we can tell

Winona, still hopped up on caffeine

Julian Sands, looking bizarre as ever

Sly plays the cello with YoYo and eats ham

Jody sells her soul

Little man Michael J. Fox goes fishing

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