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Be a Sexy Naked Happy Hippy Chick
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This week docweasel reports on the growing counter-culture in response to conservative oppression in America. Join a Peace rally, protest hemp suppression, grow dreads, wear love-beads. This fad may not out-last 2004 so jump on it right away. docweasel.com presents, How To Be a Hot Hippy Chick with helpful images of naked hippy chicks.
Be a Sexy Hippy Chick

Hair:Dreadlocks- how do I get my hair in sexy, clumpy, ratted up dreadlocks the hippyguys all love to run their paws through?

There are several methods that can be used to start dreadlocks. We will attempt to give you as much information as possible about using each method to start dreads as well as the advantages and disadvantages of each one so you can decide which method is right for you.

Backcombing
Advantages: Hair looks like dreads the same day and reaches maturity faster than other methods. You can control the size and shape of the dreads, anywhere from thick and smooth to thin and sexy. It is an all natural method. Backcombing will work on all hair lengths 3" and longer.

Disadvantages: The initial dreading takes a few hours and is pretty labor intensive, nothing a good friend or two can't handle. The best way to back comb is to take your time and make the dreads as smooth and tight as possible.

Natural is the key to hippiness. Let all your natural body hair find its own boundries- don't suppress your feminine odors, secretions and hairgrowth. This means not only pubes, eyebrows and underarms, but legs, arms, back etc.

Instructions:
First section the hair into squares. Square sections make round dreads. Between 1" and 2" squares works well for most people. Smaller sections make thinner dreads. The sections can be secured temporarily with rubberbands. After the hair is sectioned use a dread comb to comb the hair backwards. Start close to the scalp, not more than an inch away. Comb repeatedly towards the scalp. Eventually hair will start to pack up at the roots. It is not necessary to twist the hair. It is helpful however to roll the hair you are holding between your fingers a little while you are backcombing.

Continue backcombing, slowly working towards the ends of the hair, making the dread as tight as possible as you go. When you reach the ends you can secure the dread with a rubberband. Another rubberband on the roots will help the dread stay tight at its base. The rubberbands can be removed after the dread has a chance to mature. After the rubberbands are applied to each dread the dreads should be waxed with a dread wax that does not contain petroleum. A good dread wax will tame loose hairs and help the hair dread much faster.

Not only are hippychicks freer with their body's natural functions, they should be freer with its natural desires as well. Practice "free love" with any willing males, anytime, anyplace. Nothing makes a peaceful political statement like public nudity and sex.

Dreads formed by backcombing look very much like dreads right after you do them, however they will tighten and smooth out a great deal as they mature. Using a good soap and wax is key to the development of the dreads. Well maintained dreads can reach maturity in as little as 3 to 4 months! The hair continues to dread as it grows in some cases by itself but in most cases it will need a little help. You can wear a rubberband on the root of stubborn dreads to help them lock up. Rubbing the root of the dread clockwise against the scalp also helps.

Tips: Starting with clean, residue free hair makes the process go much faster. Any residue in the hair tends to help the hair slip out of knots as you backcomb. Also be sure that the hair is completely dry when you back comb it.

If you do not have any friends that feel comfortable doing this for you most salons have at least one adventurous stylist who will be willing to help you for about $20-$30 per hour, which isn't that bad considering you won't ever have to pay for another hair cut! It is a very good idea to bring with you the products you want to use and the instructions for backcombing. Many unfortunate white children have had dreads started with the twist method and were more than a little disappointed.

Cute girls with great bodies need much less in the way of hippychick acoutrements like tattoos, body modifications, Salvation Army clothing, hemp sandals, dreadlocks, etc. Basically, if you are pretty and have a body this hot, just grow your hair long and get naked and voila, hot hippy chick.

Ok, now its time for style. Nothing says 'hippychick' like tie-dye. But how can you master this ancient art? Never fear, docweasel.com is here to help.

Style:How to Tie Dye - cheap and easy shortcut to counter-culture coolosity

Why Tie?

The whole point of tie dyeing is to prevent the dye from reaching the fabric evenly. Any place that the dye can't reach will stay white, or a lighter color, of course. The gradations of color from intense to light can be beautiful. You can accomplish this by folding the fabric, tieing it with string, using rubber bands, etc.

Another reason to tie is that it makes each garment of piece of cloth a small, neat bundle--much easier to handle if you have a lot to do. If you don't tie, but just apply the dye directly, you need more space and can do fewer garments or pieces of fabric at a time.

Less attractive hippychicks may want to go the slut route to popularity and acceptance in the counter-culture. Bathe infrequently, have sex often and with as many hippyguys as possible, learn professional fellatio techniques, engage in bi-sex with other hippychicks, get broken in at natural, free sex acts like anal sex.

Color Choice

The two most obvious differences between a wonderful tie-dye and a so-so one are color choice and color saturation. You'll find that you really have to work to squirt enough dye into the folds to avoid a large amount of white on the finished garment. In choosing colors to place adjacent to each other, remember the color wheel. Do not place "opposite" colors next to each other, such as red near green, or blue near orange, or yellow near purple: the results would be a muddy mess. If you really like bright colors, as I do, avoid placing a color with red mixed *in* it, such as purple, near green.


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