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If you love sex, you'll hate marriage: Chris Rock
- "By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher."- Socrates (BC 469-BC 399) Greek philosopher of Athens
- "Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) U.S. humorist, writer, and lecturer
- "No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes." - Unknown
- "Marriage is like a pair of shears: Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them."- Sydney Smith
- "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy."- Gary Busey, Actor
- "The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes." - Amy Grant, Singer
- "Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage." - Gloria Steinem, Best-selling author and women's rights advocate
- "Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence." - King Vidor
- "Defense of Marriage? It's like the old V-8 commercial. As though if this act didn't pass, heterosexual men all over the country would say, [smacking head] 'I could have married a guy!'" - Barney Frank, U.S. Representative
- "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner, Stand-up comedian
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- "Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts." - Jeff Foxworthy, Best-selling author and stand-up comedian
- "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Franklin
- "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out." - Michel de Montaigne
- "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." - Clint Eastwood
- "They say love is blind ... and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet." - Mae West
- "The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep." - Alan Patrick Herbert
- "Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage." - Dr. Karl Bowman
- "All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest-never viscious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marrriage the principal of equal partnership." - Ann Landers, Advice columnist
- "A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' come together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences." - Dave Meurer
- “The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.” - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic
- “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?” - Oscar Wilde
- “To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.” - Helen Rowland (1876-1950) English-American writer
- “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) German born American Physicist & Nobel Prize Winner
- “Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?” - Carrie P. Snow
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