Perhaps the greatest testimonial to Sarah Palin ever: Power–Pussy Palin: the next Vice-President of the United States of America (original link dead as of 01.01.10
I have been a Democrat all my life.
But I absolutely to my blood and bone, DESPISE Barak Obama.
I despise B.O because he is an unqualified, smack-talking, deceitful, hypocritical, back-stabbing, disloyal-to-the-people-who-got-him-where-he-is, narcissistic horse’s asshole---and the way he and his campaign cohorts tanked Hillary Clinton is, quite frankly, without absolution for him from any God or Goddess.
Obama’s ONLY WAY of surviving a complete Holocaust from his campaign, by Hillary Clinton Supporters, was to put Hillary’s well-qualified virtuoso booty on the ticket as his Vice-President. But, being the All-Holy-Me narcissistic, politically-naive prick that B.O. is, he went-with the ‘advisers’ who declared that Hillary would be a tremendously bad choice—and then proceeded to ask the set-in-stone, #1 Washington Insider and his worst chief critic: diarrhea-mouth Joe Biden---to be his second-in-command.
Looking to the other side of the aisle, I sought a genuine way-out of voting for the Democratic ticket. Otherwise, I was, for the first time since I’d turned 18, staying home on Election Day. And I, in no way, thought that slow-talking, slow-moving John McCain would have had it in him to make such an audacious, prolific and genuinely luminous choice as Sarah Palin, for his Vice-President.
I admit it: I do not agree with most of Palin’s political beliefs…on many issues, Palin and I are on opposite sides of the fence…but I have done extensive research on her, and I have heard her speak, and I know that what Palin respects, above-all, is MY CHICK CHOICE TO CHOOSE WHAT IS BEST FOR MY LIFE.
What is more, Palin has the most-difficult-to-handle fragile glass balls in the air, and she is, with grace and dignity, doing IT ALL.
She was a beauty queen.
She now has five children.
And she is still a hot, sexy piece of ass in a bikini.
It isn’t any mystery why her husband is such an obviously a happy guy.
SHE'S GOT THE POWER-MAN VOTE.
Palin suffers fear, disappointment, heart-pain.
Her son is going to war.
Her unmarried teenage daughter is pregnant.
Her sweet little baby has Down’s syndrome
All Palin needs, is to adopt a minority child who is gay, and she would personify every Mommy in the United States!
SHE HAS THE MOMMY-VOTE.
Her husband is a blue-collar man.
And she hunts, fishes, drinks with the big boys.
SHE'S GOT THE GOOD OL'BOY-VOTE.
Oh---and while Palin has all these fragile Mommy glass balls in the air, and she hangs-out with the ol' boys and her sexy man runs an oil rig----she smoothly governs the entire state of Alaska.
SHE'S GOT THE POWER-FEMALE VOTE.
Hear this Obama: the only reason you won the DNC Nomination was because SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN people got out and voted for you. It needn’t be logical that black people voted for you even though you’re an unqualified-for-president brother---it’s a heart thing.
Black people have been denied what is fairly theirs for far, far too long, and who wouldn’t want a black ass in the White House?
I’m not even black, but I sure would! Just not your black ass, Obama. Because you FORGOT that you were a black man who has suffered hundreds of years inequality, when you disrespected Hillary Clinton who is a woman and who has had to break-down the same doors you have---JUST AS MANY women who have suffered that same inequity got out and voted for Hillary Clinton---and you crucified her, you fuck-head sanctimonious prick. And when you did that, Obama, you told me and every other woman who voted for Hillary Clinton, that YOU DID NOT RESPECT OUR VOTE.
And didn’t your momma ever tell you that PAYBACK IS A BITCH????
Here is some breaking-news for you, Barak Obama: YOU LABLED HILLARY CLINTON A ‘RACIST’ JUST BECAUSE SHE QUESTIONED YOUR BULLSHIT ‘QULIFICATIONS’ TO BE PRESIDENT. YOU DOGGED HILLARY CLINTON OUT, YOU DISMISSED HER LIKE SHE WAS NAVEL LINT, AND YOU NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED HER AS YOUR VICE-PRESIDENT.
AND WHAT GOES AROUND IS COMING AROUND ON NOVEMBER 4, 2008.
AND YOU ARE NEVER, NEVER, NEVER GONNA GET IT.
On November 4, 2008, the shouts, cheers and tears of every pussy in the United States of America will shred that once-sealed glass ceiling to Never-Ever-Was.
All Hail To Power-Pussy Palin: the next Vice-President of the United States of America.