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Scene 6 : Camelot

[clop clop clop]
SIR BEDEVERE:: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
ARTHUR:: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
BEDEVERE:: Oh, certainly, sir.
SIR LAUNCELOT:: Look, my liege!; [trumpets]
ARTHUR:: Camelot!
SIR GALAHAD:: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT:: Camelot!
PATSY:: It's only a model.
ARTHUR:: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.; Let us ride... to... Camelot!; [in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS: [singing]: We're Knights of the Round Table.; We dance whene'er we're able.; We do routines and chorus scenes; With footwork impeccable.; We dine well here in Camelot.; We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.; [dancing]; We're Knights of the Round Table.; Our shows are formidable,; But many times we're given rhymes; That are quite unsingable.; We're opera mad in Camelot.; We sing from the diaphragm a lot.; [in dungeon]
PRISONER:: [clap clap clap clap]; [in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS: [tap-dancing]: In war we're tough and able,; Quite indefatigable.; Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.; It's a busy life in Camelot.
MAN:: I have to push the pram a lot.; [outdoors]
ARTHUR:: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
KNIGHTS:: Right. Right.