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Scene 7 : 'A blessing from the Lord!'

[clop clop clop]; [boom boom]; [angels sing]
GOD:: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons!; Oh, don't grovel!; [singing stops]; One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR:: Sorry.; [boom]
GOD:: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.; [boom]; What are you doing now?!
ARTHUR:: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
GOD:: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!
ARTHUR:: Yes, Lord.
GOD:: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
ARTHUR:: Good idea, O Lord!
GOD:: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!; [angels sing]; Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy Grail.; [boom]; [singing stops]
LAUNCELOT:: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
GALAHAD:: God be praised!
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