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Scene 15 : 'Message for you, sir.'

LAUNCELOT:: Well taken, Concorde!
CONCORDE:: Thank you, sir! Most kind.
LAUNCELOT:: And again! Over we go! Good. Steady! And now, the big one! Uuh! Come on, Concorde!; [thwonk]
CONCORDE:: Message for you, sir.; [fwump]
LAUNCELOT:: Concorde! Concorde! Speak to me! 'To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.'; At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde, you shall not have died in vain!
CONCORDE:: Uh, I'm-- I'm not quite dead, sir.
LAUNCELOT:: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
CONCORDE:: I-- I-- I think I c-- I could pull through, sir.
LAUNCELOT:: Oh, I see.
CONCORDE:: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you, sir--
LAUNCELOT:: No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular...; [sigh]
CONCORDE:: Idiom, sir?
LAUNCELOT:: Idiom!
CONCORDE:: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.
LAUNCELOT:: Farewell, sweet Concorde!
CONCORDE:: I'll, um-- I'll just stay here, then. Shall I, sir? Yeah.