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Scene 16 : 'Hurry, Sir Launcelot. Hurry!' |
- [inside castle]
- PRINCESS LUCKY and GIRLS:
- [giggle giggle giggle]
- [outside castle]
- GUEST:
- 'Morning!
- SENTRY #1:
- 'Morning.
- SENTRY #2:
- Oooh.
- SENTRY #1:
- [ptoo]
- LAUNCELOT:
- Ha ha! Hiyya!
- SENTRY #2:
- Hey!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Hiyya!, Ha!, etc.
- PRINCESS LUCKY and GIRLS:
- [giggle giggle giggle]
- LAUNCELOT:
- Ha ha! Huy!
- GUESTS:
- Uuh! Aaah!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Ha ha! And take this! Aah! Hiyah! Aah! Aaah! Hyy! Hya! Hiyya! Ha!...
- GUARD #1:
- Now, you're not allowed to enter the room-- aaugh!
- LAUNCELOT:
- O fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Launcelot of Camelot. I have
come to take y-- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
- HERBERT:
- You got my note!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Uh, well, I-- I got a-- a note.
- HERBERT:
- You've come to rescue me!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't--
- HERBERT:
- I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there...
- [music]
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, I--
- HERBERT:
- ...there must be... someone...
- FATHER:
- Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
- HERBERT:
- I'm your son!
- FATHER:
- No, not you.
- LAUNCELOT:
- Uh, I am Sir Launcelot, sir.
- HERBERT:
- He's come to rescue me, Father.
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
- FATHER:
- Did you kill all those guards?
- LAUNCELOT:
- Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry.
- FATHER:
- They cost fifty pounds each!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything.
- HERBERT:
- Don't be afraid of him, Sir Launcelot. I've got a rope all ready.
- FATHER:
- You killed eight wedding guests in all!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
- FATHER:
- I can understand that.
- HERBERT:
- Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry!
- FATHER:
- Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, I really didn't mean to...
- FATHER:
- Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Oh, dear. Is he all right?
- FATHER:
- You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a
fortune!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot,
when I got this note, you see--
- FATHER:
- Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?
- HERBERT:
- Hurry, Sir Launcelot!
- LAUNCELOT:
- Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir.
- FATHER:
- Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country.
- LAUNCELOT:
- Is it?
- HERBERT:
- Hurry! I'm ready!
- FATHER:
- Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
- LAUNCELOT:
- Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,...
- HERBERT:
- I am ready!
- LAUNCELOT:
- ...um, I mean to be so understanding.
- [thonk]
- Um,...
- [woosh]
- HERBERT:
- Oooh!
- LAUNCELOT:
- ...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of
carried away.
- FATHER:
- Oh, don't worry about that.
- HERBERT:
- Oooh!
- [splat]
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