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Scene 3 : 'Stones, Sir?'

MANDY:: Ohh, I hate wearing these beards.
BRIAN:: Why aren't women allowed go to stonings, Mum?
MANDY:: It's written. That's why.
HARRY THE HAGGLER:: Pssst! Beard, madam?
DONKEY OWNER:: Oh, look. I haven't got time to go to no stonings. He's not well again.; [hee-haw hee-haw]
HARRY THE HAGGLER:: Stones, sir?
MANDY:: Naah. They've got a lot there, lying around on the ground.
HARRY THE HAGGLER:: Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir.
MANDY:: Hmmm. Aah, all right. We'll have, uh, two with points and... a big flat one.
BRIAN:: Could I have a flat one, Mum?
MANDY:: Shh!
BRIAN:: Sorry. Dad.
MANDY:: Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel.
HARRY THE HAGGLER:: Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon.
MANDY:: Hehh?
HARRY THE HAGGLER:: Local boy.
MANDY:: Oh, good.
HARRY THE HAGGLER:: Enjoy yourselves.