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docweasel.com :: Monty Python's Life of Brian
Scene 22 : 'Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each.'

NISUS WETTUS:: Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #1:: Yes.
NISUS:: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #2:: Yes.
NISUS:: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
MR. CHEEKY:: Ah, no. Freedom.
JAILER:: Hmm?
NISUS:: What?
MR. CHEEKY:: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
NISUS:: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.
MR. CHEEKY:: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.
NISUS:: Oh, ho ho.
MR. CHEEKY:: Heh heh heh hehh.
NISUS:: I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One--
MR. CHEEKY:: Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.
NISUS:: Line on--
MR. CHEEKY:: One cross each. Line on the left.
NISUS:: Line on the left.
MR. CHEEKY:: Heh heh.
NISUS:: Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #4:: Yes.
NISUS:: Good.