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docweasel.com :: Monty Python's Meaning of Life Scene 09 : Find the Fish |
- [music]
- STRANGE MAN:
- I wonder where that fish has gone.
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
- STRANGE MAN:
- And it went wherever I did go.
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- Is it in the cupboard?
- AUDIENCE:
- Yes! Yes! No!...
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.
- STRANGE MAN:
- And it went wherever I did go.
- MAN IN AUDIENCE:
- It's behind the sofa!
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- Where can that fish be?
- MAN IN AUDIENCE:
- Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?!
- RANDOM:
- Shh!
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- It is a most elusive fish!
- STRANGE MAN:
- And it went wherever I did go.
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
- STRANGE MAN:
- A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.
- STRANGE WOMAN:
- Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
- STRANGE MAN:
- That went wherever I did go.
- MAN IN AUDIENCE:
- Look up his trunk!
- MAN IN AUDIENCE:
- Yeah, it's hidden in his trousers!
- [gurgling]
- FISH #1:
- That was terrific!
- FISH #2:
- Great!
- FISH #4:
- Wonderful.
- FISH #2:
- Yeah!
- FISH #5:
- Yeah.
- FISH #3:
- Best bit so far.
- FISHES:
- [mumbling]
- FISH #2:
- Fantastic!
- FISH #1:
- Yeah.
- FISH #2:
- Yes! Really great!
- FISH #6:
- Very piscine.
- FISH #5:
- Ha ha hah.
- FISH #6:
- Yeah. Hee, hee, hee, hee.
- FISH #4:
- Oh!
- FISH #6:
- Ahh.
- FISH #1:
- Heh.
- [pause]
- FISH #2:
- They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?
- FISH #1:
- Well, it's been building up to it.
- FISH #4:
- Has it?
- FISH #2:
- Has it?
- FISH #3:
- Yeah, I expect they'll get on to it now.
- FISH #5:
- Personally, I very much doubt if they're going to say anything about the meaning of life at all.
- FISH #6:
- Oh, come on. They've got to say something.
- FISH #3:
- They're bound to.
- FISH #2:
- Yeah.
- FISH #4:
- Yeah.
- FISH #1:
- Yeah.
- [pause]
- FISH #3:
- What do you think the next bit will be, then?
- FISH #1:
- Caption, I expect.
- FISH #6:
- What? About the next stage of life, you mean? Oh, yeah. Here we go.
