Calling it Quits/Aimee Mann

Asus2       Em9       Amaj7
X02200    020002   002120

Em9  Amaj7 2x

Em9                                                        Amaj7
He's a serious Mister shake his hand and he'll twist your arm
With monopoly money we'll be buying the funny farm
B                                             F#m                   A     
So I'll do flips and get paid in chips from a diamond as big as the Ritz
         E          B      A 
Then I'm calling it quits
         Calling it quits

Em9                                        Amaj7
Eyes the color of candy lies to cover the handicap
Though your slippers are ruby you'll be led to the booby trap
B                                                           F#m         A
And there's no prize just a smaller size so I'm wearing the shoe til it fits

         E          B    A 
Then I'm calling it quits
         Calling it quits
B                                     A       G
Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds
Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines
B                                  F#
Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines
      A    Asus2 A    Asus2     A    Asus2
Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines

Em A 

    Em                        G      Bm
But oh, those polaroid babies taking chances with rabies
F#m                 A    
Happy to tear me to bits
             E          B     A   
Well, I'm calling it quits
Yes, I'm calling it quits  3x
            Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds
            Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines  [repeat]