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This week docweasel reports on how Kerry managed to get his ass kicked harder than Gore did and drag Democrat Senate and Congressional seats down with him and how the Left will lose again in 2-4-8 etc. years.
by Marie LeClare
As some of you all know, who’ve read my previous stories, I had my first lesbian experience when I was 14 with my dancing teacher. Between that time and when I had reached 16, I had dropped out of school, but went back later, and had a girlfriend, who danced on the weekends at a club that didn’t ask questions about age.
I used to go to a club behind a club. Let me explain. There was this club with a bar like atmosphere, but didn’t sell alcoholic drinks, and it was behind a club that did. They catered to us lesbian and gay kids who were not of legal age, and really made us feel grownup.
“The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a stupid stupid lie made up by the conservative media about the good medias out there. If only it were true, we might have a more open-minded public debate on the issues facing the country instead of idiot conservative ideas I don’t even want to hear or get into, they are so stupid. Everything good that has happened in this country is founded on the ideology of Democrat liberalism. Liberals in the past were liberators who fought for a woman’s right to kill her fetus, and except for all the Southern Democrats fought to end segregation in the United States.”
by Marie LeClare
Some of you who have read my other stories know that I model for the adult industry, but never with a male do I appear in XXX rated pictures or videos. However to look at me on the street, without all the makeup and lighting, I would just appear as any other 26 year old woman. I take good care of myself, by exercising every day, and I watch my weight, never allowing myself to go above 120 pounds which is about right for my 5’6″ height, and my measurements which are 36C 24 34.
So when I checked into the hotel in Dublin, Ireland, I didn’t attract any attention. Even after the cute ebony maid made up my room, did anybody know that I was an actress and model and take a second look, but as she bent over to make the bed I sure took note of her sexy figure, and I must admit I did take a look down the front of her uniform and saw the top of her beautiful breasts, which were ample for an 18 year old girl.
The second day of shooting I got back to the hotel a bit later than high tea and called room service for a bite to eat, before I went to soak in the tub and remove the body makeup.
Since I hate clothes I was wandering around my hotel room naked, not thinking about the room service people due to arrive at any minute, but I’m not modest so it really didn’t matter, unless of course if it was a guy, since I’m a confirmed lesbian. It’s not that I hate guys, because I don’t. It’s just because I don’t want to have sex with them.
So when the knock came at the door announcing room service, and I heard a woman’s voice, I just yelled back to come in, and low and behold it was Faith, the cute ebony maid.
When she opened the door and saw that I was naked she tried to apologize and back out of the room, but I told her that I wasn’t modest and I didn’t mind her seeing me naked if she didn’t mind dropping off the tray with my supper.
As she walked to the table with the tray, I noticed that her eyes didn’t leave my breasts, which by now from her looking, had little rock hard bumps crowning each of my breasts.
Nervously she said “You’re stunning, are you a famous movie actress?”
I said with a grin, “Well I’m not famous yet, but yes, I am an actress.”
She was full of questions, asking such things as to how I kept in such good physical shape, and about exercising. So I told her that every morning I did my simple exercises that anybody could do and if she was interested I could show her how to do them and which ones gave the best results.
I could tell from our conversation that Faith had a very submissive side and I was wondering how I could seduce her, and I also wondered if Faith had ever had sex with another woman.
So I told her that if she wasn’t working in the morning and was interested in learning simple exercises that I could show her, but at the moment I was famished and needed to fill my tummy and also soak in the tub. To which she agreed and we made plans for her to be there early in the morning before shooting started.
The time came and went for Faith to appear and since she didn’t I laid down on the floor to start my exercises, but about 10 minutes later I heard a soft knock on the door and after finding out it was Faith I told her to come in.
Again she appeared flustered to find me naked but I explained it was much better to exercise in the buff, and convinced her to get naked with me and sit down on the floor.
As she hesitatingly removed her clothes I admired her sexy body and hugged her as she sat on the floor next to me.
“You have a very trim figure, and won’t need to exercise as much as I do, because it seems that everything I eat goes right to my hips,” I said.
I helped her doing a few crunches but I knew from experience that starting an exercise program like that can really hurt your tummy, so as I sat behind her, I cautioned her not to do too many.
We mentioned different parts of the body that needed exercising and one part she mentioned was her breasts that weren’t as perky as she thought they should be, so I reached around to her front and cupped her breasts mentioning that I knew of an exercise that would strengthen the muscles.
As I was cupping her breasts I allowed my thumbs to rub her nipples softly and asked her if she ever got real nervous in the mornings and couldn’t find a way to calm down. She said she did and had tried hot milk and hot tea but nothing seemed to work.
Still cupping her breasts I rubbed her, by now, stiff nipples.
“I can tell you what I do when I feel like that, because it’s just us girls,” I said.
As I was whispering I could feel her letting down her guard and was resting back against my chest, so I went on.
“When I feel like that I rub my pussy and after a few orgasms, and I feel totally relaxed.”
Since she didn’t bolt after I said that, I allowed my hand to caress down her tummy.
“Besides, doing it makes you feel so good,” I added.
I could feel her body relax in my arms as my hand caressed further down her tummy, until I reached her legs and with a little resistance I was able to part them for my hand.
Allowing my finger to softly caress her pussy lips through her fur trimmed pussy I heard little sighs, as my finger started to get wet, and whispered in her ear.
“Does that feel good?”
All she did was moan slightly and nod her head in agreement.
Cuddling her swollen wet clit with my fingers before I allowed my fingers to plunge deep in her inner self.
“Has anybody else done this for you?” I asked.
Between her little moans she shook her head sideways and said no.
With me sitting with my legs parted, holding her between them, I could feel my pussy honey running down the crack of my ass, and I need to cum and cum badly, when I saw her move her arm and I felt her hand creeping back towards my hot wet pussy, I thought to myself, she wants to touch me also.
Just then I thought it was time to finger her deeply and I allowed my middle finger to plunge into her hot wet canal, and curve it up slightly to try and touch her magic spot.
As I started to finger fuck her hot pussy, my hand moving like a machine, I could feel her fingers touch my hot wet pussy, and I moved slightly to she wouldn’t have a problem entering my hot pussy.
I couldn’t believe my good luck. Here I was finger fucking a girl who had never been with a woman before and she was trying to return the favor by copying what I was doing to her, to me.
Her panting started to get louder and I knew she was close to cumming, so I concentrated on my fingers working in her pussy and not her fingers touching me, when I felt her body stiffen and with a soft moan relax, as she came.
Taking my cum covered fingers from her hot wet pussy I told her to suck them which she did obediently, and then I whispered that I was going to make her feel even better and moved so I could lay her on her back with her legs parted wide, and knelt between them with my hands on her inner thighs.
“You have such a pretty pussy,” I said, “that I’m going to kiss it”.
Dropping my head to her fur covered treasure I softly licked her swollen wet pussy lips, before parting her delicate folds with my thumbs to lick her inner lips. Swirling my tongue in a little circle over her swollen clit, which drew gasps of pleasure.
As I was tongue fucking her I decided to see how far I could go with her and changed positions by swinging my leg over her head and lowering my hot wet pussy to her mouth.
She didn’t hesitate for a minute before I felt her tongue on my hot wet pussy trying to imitate what I was doing to her, and tongue fucking me.
As she licked my pussy I felt her enter me with her finger and finger fuck me as she licked my clit, while I did the same to her.
It didn’t take long, as I knew it wouldn’t, until I felt the tingle build to huge proportions and I had a mind blowing orgasm, while she drank and licked up all my pussy honey.
While she was licking and lapping up all my pussy honey I was busily fingering her pussy wildly and sucking her swollen clit into my mouth, until she raised her ass up off the floor and had her cum.
As we laid there to recover and made small talk I noticed the clock, and how I was going to be late. So reluctantly we got dressed and made plans for later that night.
Contrary to the common wisdom of the MainStreamMedia©, the Democrat party, P.Diddy, Michael Moore & John Kerry, the youth vote did not turn out in this election, even after much stroking, free underwear, and Paris Hilton threatening them to “Vote or Die” (presumably by some STD?).
With the advent of Universal Internet Voting upon us, we here at docweasel.com have come up with a format that will guarantee more youth participation in the 2008 election by using an interface that is familiar and popular with the kids today.
by Marie LeClare
Note: Very recently I lost a dear friend, Barbara Wilson, who was known professionally as Crystal Starr. A very talented stripper/dancer, who was also great at acrobatics on the trampoline, and worked for a circus before her career started to take off dancing and stripping in the nightclubs. She constantly had difficulty controlling her diabetes and she was only a few days older than me when she passed. Since she had told me about this incident and as I wasn’t there to see it (plus, since the story is embellished for entertainment value), I have to classify it as fiction.
I hope you enjoy it, I know nothing would have pleased Crystal more!
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by Marie LeClare
I’m a lesbian and have never tried to hide it. I mean, I don’t go out knocking doors in the neighborhood proclaiming that I’m a lesbian, but if somebody were to ask me if I was, I would say yes. Now my partner Valerie is different. She works at a school and if it ever got out that she liked women, her career would be over, at least that’s what she thinks.
So when I got home from work, and started to ask how her day was I could see that she was visibly shaken.
Highschool lovers often get their first taste of love at the movies. This girl got a different sort of taste there.
It had been raining off and on when I got off work. The streets were smelling and looking clean like they had just taken a bath and scrubbed clean. The sky was still gloomy with dark clouds. The buildings and the cars looked dull. There was a warm breeze but it was still chilly.
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This week docweasel reports on President Bush’s rally in Legend’s Field, Tampa, Florida. This is a partial transcript of the President’s remarks, along with photos of the event and his supporters. I think this photo-essay does indeed prove, W stands for Woman.
I was given “The Italian Job” for my b’day. I am not a fan of car chase movies, I mean they haven’t made an original one since “The French Connection” and this movie had not only several long car chases, it has boat, helicopter and running chases too so I didn’t have high hopes. I like Donald Sutherland, Charlize Theron and Marky Mark is ok sometimes so I figured I’d give it a try.
A shameful secret is bared but all is forgiven in lust
It wasn’t entirely a secret that Victoria wanted to be a model, even at the age of 6 she would be trying on her Mothers clothes and pretend to walk down the runway, putting on fashion shows for her young friends.
Whenever her Aunts and Uncles and all the cousins would drop over for Thanksgiving, or Christmas, and Easter, she would be putting on her little shows. The funny part of it all was that Victoria was beautiful.
In recognition of Women’s History Month, here are some tips and story ideas from the University of Missouri-Columbia that focus on issues pertaining to women.
‘Girl Power’ empowers young women with self-esteem Program addresses body image concerns
By Jessica Eastwood (Jessiekitty)
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Beck proved that a guitar could replace vocals, and project just as much expression, soul, feeling and depth to carry an album. In fact, it melded more easily and distracted less from the other instrumentalists and guitar rhythm textures.
by Marie LeClare
The visiting nurse comes by my bedroom to give me a special treatment.
It had been a couple of weeks since I was released from the hospital after falling down a small flight of steps and breaking my leg. I had a wonderful nurse who the first night I was there. She came in and said I’m Nancy Corrigan and “I’m your nurse!”
She took good care of me in the hospital and I thanked her for her fine work. So it came as a bit of a shock when I was being lazy and laying on the couch that the phone rang and it was Nancy. She told me that she also worked for the Visiting Nurses and had remembered that I had said I had nobody at home to help care for me, so since she was in the neighborhood she thought she would drop in and see how I was doing.
This week docweasel reports on the growing counter-culture in response to conservative oppression in America. Join a Peace rally, protest hemp suppression, grow dreads, wear love-beads. This fad may not out-last 2004 so jump on it right away. docweasel.com presents, How To Be a Hot Hippy Chick with helpful images of naked hippy chicks.
This week docweasel takes a shot at the popular passtime of political blogging. Hell, everyone else with a domain or access to blognet is doing it and doc has more opinions than any of them. First up: John Kerry, dead in the water.
by Marie LeClare
When a simple walk in the park is a lifechanging experience, taking your freedom but freeing your sexuality
I had driven up to Columbus, Ohio to visit with my mom and brought my little puppy with me for company, and very close to my house was this park with all kinds of nature trails. I thought as we drove past the park that it would be neat to take my puppy for a walk after supper, so I made mental plans on doing that just that.
Now my mom pampers me and she cooks so much that it explains why I have to go on a diet for two weeks after, but as stuffed as I was I still made up my mind to take that walk.
It was dusk as we reached the park and I threw the ball for my puppy but I noticed a couple of young girls sort of hanging around for no particular reason, and I thought that they might be waiting around to buy drugs or something.
A Young Girl’s Tale of being welcomed in a most delightful way!
“Croeso I Gymru”, she said and then added in English “welcome to Wales”, as we disembarked from the airplane in Wales after a flight from London.
The only reason that I was in Wales is because my photographer decided that it would be an ideal spot to do a photo shoot for an English women’s shampoo television commercial.
Since I arrived a day early I thought that I would take in the sites and I decided to walk instead of taking one of those site seeing busses.
Here at docweasel.com, we have the first look at the new Osama bin Laden vid. We are still working to authenticate it but we are quite sure that it is semi-accurate and maybe not fake. There are some strange resemblances between the video and Ayatollah Aybabtu’s Vintage Video but it may just be a homage.
A Young Girl’s Tale of Her Age of Innocence Lost
My Mom had always wanted to be a dancer on Broadway, but her parents couldn’t afford dancing class so she sent me. I was in my first recital at the age of 5 and loved people looking at me, as I played a kitten.
When we moved from the little village in Canada to the big city in Ohio, I was enrolled in dancing school even before I was enrolled in the local Catholic school. I totally loved seeing the other girls undressing for gym, although I didn’t know what I was feeling, at night I would masturbate thinking of them.
This week docweasel.com begins a new feature in the Music section; our own original versions of chord charts and tablatures for popular bands and solo artists songs (popular=ones we like) transcribed by our own staff. We begin our series with the under-appreciated but very talented Aimee Mann, who gained some notoriety for her work on the movie Magnolia.
by our veteran erotic story writer Marie Leclare
I’m Kristin, 22 years old and I am working on my Master’s at Georgia State University. Which is known for the Georgia Bulldogs. I live on campus, but I go and visit my dad and stepmother every other weekend and holidays. I have lived with my dad and stepmother since I was 12.
The weather is Scotland in the Winter is brutally cold. It cuts through you like a knife, and it feels like you can never get warm. So it was when Melanie was growing up near the bogs, when burning peat was the only thing to keep their farmhouse heated.
Melanie liked to help her father on the farm and to say that she was a Daddy’s Girl was an understatement.
It all almost came to a sudden stop when the accident happened. Melanie’s scarf had got caught in the carriage wheels, because she hadn’t tied it like she had been told to many times. After the smoke had cleared, Melanie’s father lay dead on the ground and she had been disfigured severely.
There was no money for plastic surgery, so Melanie gamely told her Mother that she would run the farm after school to pay the bills and that she didn’t need surgery anyway.
This week docweasel.com’s top reporter on the Hollywood gossip beat, Jeremy Taters, gives an up to the minute report on the Democratic candidates in the 2004 Presidential Election.
Hihi again, Jeremy here and ok ya’ll probably know I’m not one of these big political junkies who know all the people running and stuff like what party they belong to but hellabalooza I do know people and you can kind of get a sense of who would make a good president and who wouldn’t and here’s my dirty little secret: the way you rate Democrats is easy and just look at Clinton. What was the one thing he had going for him the whole time? That’s right- Presidential HAIR. That man had hair that showed leadership goldarnit and even kept planes grounded while Christos did his hair that’s how much HE cared about America. So we’re gonna rate the candidates on their coiffures and let’s just begin, shall we?
Just got Schindler’s List on DVD, it came out Monday. I am really disgusted how a great movie like this gets such a shitty presentation and package and idiot movies like LOTR get a 5 disk box set. It’s a 2 sided disk, the height of cheapness on the part of the studio.
(There is a very sxpensive plexi-glass display box version, but that’s bullshit.)
There is no commentary track, which this is one movie that could really deserve one, while inanitites like The Italian Job and Under the Tuscan Sun you listen to some self-important director ramble on about how he got some stupid ass effect or what a great actress Sandra Ho is. Spielberg could have added some real insight into the making of this very important movie.
Movies really sucked this year and damn few were worth either the hard-earned dollar a working man pays to see them, nor
the valuable time you could be better utilizing surfing the web, viewing fine quality webpages like this one. Some of these reviews may seem a bit negative, but the scorn heaped on these multi-million dollar abominations is well-garnered. Read on and find out why.