Get Evilly Beet
How many times have you been ready for your bi-monthly foray out of your Mom’s basement, but you didn’t have that perfect T-shirt for dressing up to go to the video arcade?
Or how about that formal T-shirt, the respectable looking one that screams “This guy is innocent of all charges! She looked 17!” you need for court dates and parole hearings?
The one that tells passers-by “I heart reading celebutard blogs that tell me the very latest dumbshit thing BritBrit has done!”
The kind of teeshirt that will get you noticed by all the hot women down at the laundromat, and the envy of all the guys at the titty-bar.
You’ve been praying to Jeebus your entire life for a teeshirt that embiggening, with that kind of chick-magnet, prison-avoiding, life-affirming, penis-enhancing, monkey-proof power that could make you as awesome IRL as your internet persona is.
Well Skippy, your prayers have finally been answered.
Savage Christmas 2005 Part One
Human race will split into two different species : Morlocks and Eloi
The Daily Mail quotes a “scientist” predicting the fate of the human race. Apparently he’s going with the “Gods and Clods theory” that half will descend, physically, mentally, and aestheticallyl into a sub-species of troglodytes that exist only to serve the elite, beautiful people with all the brains and pert breasts.
When Reporters pretend to still have any ethics or journalistic standards left
Ron Rosenbaum claims that the LAT is sitting on a potentially blockbuster sex story concerning one of the “top-tier” candidates in the ’08 Presidential and is sitting on it for, get this, “ethical reasons”.
Pretending that reporters still have ethics or journalistic standards is a real hoot Mr. Rosenbaum, we’ll all enjoy a hearty laugh about that, then let’s get down to business. Here’s the gist:
Freedom’s just another word for being a fucking talentless hack
CamWhores vs. CamGirls III
Decaf Poopacino by Dave Barry
Why WeaselShit is worth $359.50 a pound.
"WeaselHouse- Good to the last dingleberry."
It Gets Weirder
Turns out the Dave Barry column is true. This guy actually likes the taste of WeaselShit, knows what he is drinking and doesn’t mind paying more than the price of gold for it.
New and used DVD mini-reviews
Why Bush Won -3 blind deaf & dumb kids try to play pinball
Read the article if you dare
Rolling Stone Asks 3 Democrat Hacks Why Their Party Sucks Ass.
Ruy Tuxeira is a dispicable boor and bigot. Notice the not-so-subtle digs he gets in paraphrase: Gay marriage will happen when young, more liberal voters come of age whether Karl Rove likes it or not- I stopped reading around that point.
Less Than Zero
Is this what the leftosphere calls investigative blogolism?
Is this really the best Atrios and the left can do, attack unknown bloggers? While the rightwing blogosphere is taking down the president of CNN, a 24 year major network anchorman and calling attention to Newsweak and other media fuckups, the left is concentrating on this loser and Guckert.
Celebs Without Shame
Celeb Pussy Shots
Celebs airing it out and letting it breathe. Some aren’t too easy to see and might not even be real crotch shots, but use your imagination. Its the closest any of you are going to come to getting a whiff.
Celebs Without Shame
Why Can’t Both Be True?
The elections are a “good omen for getting rid of dictatorship,” Yemeni political science student Fathi al-Uraiqi said, chewing khat with friends. “But I hope America is not driven by its own interests but by a genuine desire to spread democracy in the rest of the region.”
WE ARE BAAACK!! Alison Angel
WE ARE BAAACK!!
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Chick with Something Extra
One day last fall, I woke up with a … with this … with a … well, it was, it was all covered with hair and um, it was, oh, it was big and, ah, it was a … you know, it was a … what it was was a … it was like a, well … it was a penis. A real one. It scared me to death.
Danger Will Robinson
So President Bush is cleaning out the CIA and the State Dept. GOOD, about time.
One thing worries me- there are a lot of people who are unhappy with some of the changes Bush is making, people in the State Dept. people in the CIA, European governments, Islamofascists, I’d go so far as to say a lot of Democrats would like to see harm befall the President.
What if you started a war protest & no one showed?
Leftists like to attribute the lack of participation in protests undermining the mission in Iraq as apathy among today’s youth.
It never occurs to them that the root reasons may lie in the fact that people intrinsically know that the war, while regrettable and horrible in its effect locally, is necessary and altogether necessary and an absolute good in its goals and final effects on the world at large.
This week docweasel.com’s resident metalhead Vile brings you a review of the latest release by the very unique and strange band Motograder.
Motograter – The little engine that never could…
This is one theatrical band that had some potential to be nu-metals next big hit in the booming shock rock movement, but unfortunately for singer Ghost, drummer Crispy, guitarist J.R, bassist A-Bomb and percussionists Grater and Smur their post-apocalyptic sound reached listener’s ears a little too late when shock rock bands such as Mudvayne decided to remove there face paint and claim to focus more on the music then a vibrant stage show and Slipknot, who had members removing their masks in side projects, such as Joey Jordison in Murderdolls and Corey Taylor in StoneSour. Theatrical metal was at a dead end and Motograter hit it hard.
You Know You’re a Metrosexshul When…
New Rule: when you are a preening, smug, self-referential, talentless, unfunny hack whose one remaining schtick is to bash America wherever possible and “Bush is dumb” jokes, who plays the perpetual victim for being fired from one show because
A. the show sucked
2. you’re guests were vapid, out of their depth, uninformed and stridently obscene, leftist and inappropriate re: the content you debated
III. you offended what remained of your audience, yet you frame it as a “free speech” issue, ooh, you’re a ginormous asshole.
Not In The Slightest
CBS said Wednesday it is cancelling the Wednesday edition of “60 Minutes,” insisting the decision was made because of poor ratings and not last fall’s ill-fated story about President Bush’s military service. Dan Rather, the newsmagazine’s lead correspondent, will contribute stories to the Sunday edition of “60 Minutes,” said CBS Chairman Leslie Moonves. “This was a ratings call, not a content call,” Moonves said Wednesday.
DU, where every thread proves Godwin’s Law
Well, HuffPo has been good for one thing. I never realized Jim “the Lamps are on but nobody’s home” -ley was a raving nutball.
He never was much of a sportsreader, an avocation that requires only that you have television hair and speak without a lisp. You don’t even have to be marginally literate, since an earpiece not only instructs you on what to say, but how to say it.
Having failed as a sportsreader, I guess he’s trying his hand at punditry. Risky move when he’s so used to mouthing the writings and opinions of others. Come to think of it, most lefty pundits do just that, taking marching orders from the ravingest rabid lambs of the fringe leftwingnutroots.
Blah Blah Black Blahg
Due to blahging, commenting and reading blahgz by others and comments by others, I’ve felt closer to the ‘action’ in this election and more a part of the process than any other political event in my life.
I guess its like that for all of us ‘citizens’ who used to always just read the paper and watch newscasts and the politicians and pundits and reporters were the ‘inside’ people and we’d only read about what was going on later maybe, filtered through a book or magazine article.
This week’s feature babe: Melinda Teen
Hi! My name is Melinda and I’m happy you found docweasel.com, my favorite affiliate! I’m just 18 and I graduated from High School a few months ago. Yep, I’m gonna be a college girl soon LOL!. I have a lot of ideas for my site if you have a few ideas, e-mail me:
Now here’s some fee pix!
sexuality: bi, leaning toward pussy! I kinda think guy are cute and fun to fuck but I haven’t fallen in love with one yet =)
occupation: I’m looking for a job. I just graduated High School. I’ll be a college freshman soon!
what do you do for fun? I hang out at the mall with friends. I also love clubs.
do you masturbate? It depends, sometimes 😉
Enjoy these sample pix and vids, and if you like what you see, come visit me at Melinda Teen
This week docweasel.com brings you another old article we’ve dug up from the archives, re-organized the section, junked the old coding and copy/pasted it into the 2005 frontpages, which to be frank were a little slim.
So here’s something originally from around ’97 if I’m not wrong, and I often am, but so its not lost to the vortex of dead web pages, for all you Googlers who missed it the first time, the story of AYBABTU.
This week docweasel.com brings you some of the strange, sexy, disturbing and downright nauseating things people do to their bodies in the name of sexual fetishes. Its all here, from simple piercings and tattoos, to branding, to pumping, to mutilation, castration, amputation… you get the picture. Eunuchs, transexuals, sexual reconstruction, every bloody sight your sick and twisted little hearts can desire. These images will sear deeply into your psyche, haunt your dreams and burn themselves indelibly into the retina of your soul, and you may never have normal sexual thoughts and feelings again. Enjoy!
Liz Phair/Liz Phair album chords and tabs
Liz Phair/Liz Phair chord charts
This week docweasel.com second feature in the Music section; our own original versions of chord charts and tablatures for popular bands and solo artists songs (popular=ones we like) transcribed by our own staff.
We began our series with Aimee Mann Complete, and follow up with an album partially produced by her husband, Michael Penn, who probably helped make this the most advanced and accessable Liz Phair LP to date, the eponymous Liz Phair CD.
Sean Penn is a fucking idiot
Maybe you’ve seen Penn’s freakout on the Southpark guys over “Team America”, which I plan to see tomorrow btw. If you read this: Sean Penn Loses It you will get his major point, that having been to Iraq makes him an expert, and he will condescend to “show Parker and Stone” around the place, since he’s so familiar and knowledgable, and he’ll make them ashamed and sad.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us – Zerowing FAQ
docweasel.com aybabtu :: zerowing
This week docweasel.com brings you everything you could ever possibly want to know about the AYBABTU phenomenon.
If you think maybe this info is a bit dated for 2005, remember that here at docweasel.com we don’t like to waste old material, even if we have to junk old sections and pages, we can always copy/paste the old info onto the new page formats and voila (literally; “fuck yeah”), its like doing new original work. Besides which this stuff needs to be saved for posterity and all that shit.
So here’s the AYBABTU FAQ (there used to be millions of these FAQs about every fucking fanboi type crap you can imagine, all put together by lame, pathetic fanboiz). Lots of these links are probably long-dead, but here we go, anyhow. A fantastic resourch for anyone dorky enough to want to research all this can be found at Planettribles
NOTE: When first posted a few years ago, this article was replete with links. Most of them have been removed due to the fact they are now defunct. The names of the links are still in the article for completeness, plus the fact that if we remove them all, there won’t be much left to the article. Google and TheWayBackMachine might help reconstruct some of these sites. We don’t have the time nor inclination to recreate the page, besides the fact that those links would probably end up dead within a year and its probably futile.
So, such as it is, here is the history AYBABTU:
CamWhore vs. CamGirl Re-Butt-Al
CamWhore vs. CamGirl Re-Butt-Al
“I do not surf the net in hopes to see someone’s vagina, breasts .. and what they do with their vagina and breasts.””It is upsetting to me… when I unfortunately come across someone’s nasty body, someone shoving a dildo up their vagina, someone licking their breasts, etc. It is unfair to me (and I’m sure to a whole lot of other people) when I surf the net and a screen pops up, flashing some chicks nasty poon.”
Ginger Snap and Blue Jean Susy
This week’s feature babe: First Time Video Girls Galleries
Here’s some of what you’ll find at FTV Girls!
Coming to the FTV house with Alison, she gets right to masturbating with a vibrator, then finds her own special kind from her luggage, and and gets to a strong orgasm that has her exhausted but very satisfied! Knowing that she is capable of extremes, we jump to the FTV Monster toy, and are we shocked at her abilities!
Debbie Gibson Naked Photos
Debbie Gibson Naked Photos
docweasel.com Celebrity Babes Interview/ debbie gibson
This week, we present the Debbie Gibson nude photos. We talked to Debbie on the set of her Playboy Photospread about her new career as a naked model:
dw: Hi Debbie.
Debbie Gibson: How did you get in here?
dw: Nice tits!
Debbie Gibson: Security?!
Open Email to Kevin Sites
Congrats dude. You accomplished what most ‘war correspondents’ can only dream of. You’re famous. You’re bigger than the story. You scored an enormous scoop, and I imagine it will net you speaking engagements, cherry assignments, hell probably even a book deal. And you’re a hero to all the Dems who are still smarting from Kerry’s loss and are looking for anything to bring Bush and “his” war down a notch or 2.