Get Evilly Beet
How many times have you been ready for your bi-monthly foray out of your Mom’s basement, but you didn’t have that perfect T-shirt for dressing up to go to the video arcade?
Or how about that formal T-shirt, the respectable looking one that screams “This guy is innocent of all charges! She looked 17!” you need for court dates and parole hearings?
The one that tells passers-by “I heart reading celebutard blogs that tell me the very latest dumbshit thing BritBrit has done!”
The kind of teeshirt that will get you noticed by all the hot women down at the laundromat, and the envy of all the guys at the titty-bar.
You’ve been praying to Jeebus your entire life for a teeshirt that embiggening, with that kind of chick-magnet, prison-avoiding, life-affirming, penis-enhancing, monkey-proof power that could make you as awesome IRL as your internet persona is.
Well Skippy, your prayers have finally been answered.
Savage Christmas 2005 Part One
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by Marie LeClare
Marie really wasn’t a lesbian, or at least she didn’t think she was. Oh sure, she had fooled around in college with some of the girls, but she had got married to the football hero and was the dutiful wife until he took off with some bimbo. So the only sexual outlet she allowed herself was masturbation.
Human race will split into two different species : Morlocks and Eloi
The Daily Mail quotes a “scientist” predicting the fate of the human race. Apparently he’s going with the “Gods and Clods theory” that half will descend, physically, mentally, and aestheticallyl into a sub-species of troglodytes that exist only to serve the elite, beautiful people with all the brains and pert breasts.
by Marie LeClare
I had taken the job as an apartment inspector during my time off from college at UCLA, where I had to check the condition of apartments prior to the units being sold. Usually we would just knock or ring the buzzer of the apartment and if nobody was in we had the authority of entering the apartment. If somebody answered we would tell them what we had to inspect and the majority were very good about it, although we did have some who didn’t like the idea.
When Reporters pretend to still have any ethics or journalistic standards left
Ron Rosenbaum claims that the LAT is sitting on a potentially blockbuster sex story concerning one of the “top-tier” candidates in the ’08 Presidential and is sitting on it for, get this, “ethical reasons”.
Pretending that reporters still have ethics or journalistic standards is a real hoot Mr. Rosenbaum, we’ll all enjoy a hearty laugh about that, then let’s get down to business. Here’s the gist:
Freedom’s just another word for being a fucking talentless hack
CamWhores vs. CamGirls III
Decaf Poopacino by Dave Barry
Why WeaselShit is worth $359.50 a pound.
"WeaselHouse- Good to the last dingleberry."
It Gets Weirder
Turns out the Dave Barry column is true. This guy actually likes the taste of WeaselShit, knows what he is drinking and doesn’t mind paying more than the price of gold for it.
New and used DVD mini-reviews
Why Bush Won -3 blind deaf & dumb kids try to play pinball
Read the article if you dare
Rolling Stone Asks 3 Democrat Hacks Why Their Party Sucks Ass.
Ruy Tuxeira is a dispicable boor and bigot. Notice the not-so-subtle digs he gets in paraphrase: Gay marriage will happen when young, more liberal voters come of age whether Karl Rove likes it or not- I stopped reading around that point.
Less Than Zero
Is this what the leftosphere calls investigative blogolism?
Is this really the best Atrios and the left can do, attack unknown bloggers? While the rightwing blogosphere is taking down the president of CNN, a 24 year major network anchorman and calling attention to Newsweak and other media fuckups, the left is concentrating on this loser and Guckert.
DVD foreign films mini-reviews
Why Can’t Both Be True?
The elections are a “good omen for getting rid of dictatorship,” Yemeni political science student Fathi al-Uraiqi said, chewing khat with friends. “But I hope America is not driven by its own interests but by a genuine desire to spread democracy in the rest of the region.”
WE ARE BAAACK!! Alison Angel
WE ARE BAAACK!!
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DVDS Supernatural, Spiritual, Religious and Otherworldly
This week docweasel.com brings you movies with supernatural, spiritual, religious and otherworldly themes.
Chick with Something Extra
One day last fall, I woke up with a … with this … with a … well, it was, it was all covered with hair and um, it was, oh, it was big and, ah, it was a … you know, it was a … what it was was a … it was like a, well … it was a penis. A real one. It scared me to death.
Danger Will Robinson
So President Bush is cleaning out the CIA and the State Dept. GOOD, about time.
One thing worries me- there are a lot of people who are unhappy with some of the changes Bush is making, people in the State Dept. people in the CIA, European governments, Islamofascists, I’d go so far as to say a lot of Democrats would like to see harm befall the President.
Zoey Zane with the Laughing Eyes
Zoey Zane #12
This week’s feature babe: CamSweetie Zoey Zane
Last year docweasel.com featured the lovely Zoey Zane in 2 big galleries. Here for the encore encore performance, we’ll feature her again for the next 2 months. Remember, she reveals all her wonderful ASS -ets for your TIT -ilation at her both of her super websites:
What if you started a war protest & no one showed?
Leftists like to attribute the lack of participation in protests undermining the mission in Iraq as apathy among today’s youth.
It never occurs to them that the root reasons may lie in the fact that people intrinsically know that the war, while regrettable and horrible in its effect locally, is necessary and altogether necessary and an absolute good in its goals and final effects on the world at large.
This week docweasel.com’s resident metalhead Vile brings you a review of the latest release by the very unique and strange band Motograder.
Motograter – The little engine that never could…
This is one theatrical band that had some potential to be nu-metals next big hit in the booming shock rock movement, but unfortunately for singer Ghost, drummer Crispy, guitarist J.R, bassist A-Bomb and percussionists Grater and Smur their post-apocalyptic sound reached listener’s ears a little too late when shock rock bands such as Mudvayne decided to remove there face paint and claim to focus more on the music then a vibrant stage show and Slipknot, who had members removing their masks in side projects, such as Joey Jordison in Murderdolls and Corey Taylor in StoneSour. Theatrical metal was at a dead end and Motograter hit it hard.
DVD reviews new and used
Ok, here’s what I’ve bought from the used DVD store, bargain bins and in the case of newer movies, BestBuy (or Pirate Bay), in the last 2 months. If you are looking for some suggestions on stuff to buy, you have a pretty full collection and can’t think of any or you see some of these all the time but don’t know anything about them, this is a semi-useful guide. Be aware its based on my personal preferences and biases, which are largely illogical. Without further ado, here’s my latest purchases:
You Know You’re a Metrosexshul When…
New Rule: when you are a preening, smug, self-referential, talentless, unfunny hack whose one remaining schtick is to bash America wherever possible and “Bush is dumb” jokes, who plays the perpetual victim for being fired from one show because
A. the show sucked
2. you’re guests were vapid, out of their depth, uninformed and stridently obscene, leftist and inappropriate re: the content you debated
III. you offended what remained of your audience, yet you frame it as a “free speech” issue, ooh, you’re a ginormous asshole.
Not In The Slightest
CBS said Wednesday it is cancelling the Wednesday edition of “60 Minutes,” insisting the decision was made because of poor ratings and not last fall’s ill-fated story about President Bush’s military service. Dan Rather, the newsmagazine’s lead correspondent, will contribute stories to the Sunday edition of “60 Minutes,” said CBS Chairman Leslie Moonves. “This was a ratings call, not a content call,” Moonves said Wednesday.
DU, where every thread proves Godwin’s Law
Well, HuffPo has been good for one thing. I never realized Jim “the Lamps are on but nobody’s home” -ley was a raving nutball.
He never was much of a sportsreader, an avocation that requires only that you have television hair and speak without a lisp. You don’t even have to be marginally literate, since an earpiece not only instructs you on what to say, but how to say it.
Having failed as a sportsreader, I guess he’s trying his hand at punditry. Risky move when he’s so used to mouthing the writings and opinions of others. Come to think of it, most lefty pundits do just that, taking marching orders from the ravingest rabid lambs of the fringe leftwingnutroots.
DVD Vault diving
Elephant Parts (1981)
Got it for a dollar and well worth it. This was the video millions bought their first VCR to watch back in the hazy days of 1980, the first feature length video album, created by, written and starring Mike Nesmith, the former Monkee and inventer of the concept of MTV and a video pioneer extraordinaire. The effects are dated, the skits’ humor and production highschoolish, and the songs are goofy but it has a certain charm and is well worth a dollar. I don’t want to over sell it.
Blah Blah Black Blahg
Due to blahging, commenting and reading blahgz by others and comments by others, I’ve felt closer to the ‘action’ in this election and more a part of the process than any other political event in my life.
I guess its like that for all of us ‘citizens’ who used to always just read the paper and watch newscasts and the politicians and pundits and reporters were the ‘inside’ people and we’d only read about what was going on later maybe, filtered through a book or magazine article.