Atrios is a cocksucking dick with ears that can type. He thinks snark is wit, asininity is edginess, and invalid and retarded logic is making a clever point.
He regularly posts individual news items (like an act of violence in Iraq) as if he were building some sort of case. (“See! Iraqis haven’t mastered Utopia yet! And its already been 5 years!”)
Or anytime any religious person is in the news for a negative reason, crime, infidelity, etc. (“See! All religious people are hypocrites and immoral monsters”)
I’ve always known this, but was moved to post about it by a nice post by PhysioProf (“Step in, Sit Down, Chill The Fuck Out”) who mentions that the link-monkey posing as a blogger is now begging for money so he can continue to waste everyone’s time posting virtual feces, fouling the blogosphere with his sink: Asshole A-List Blogger Jumps The Shark
Like I said, PhysioProf is just a neophyte, but I thought blogging was all about, you know, writing some shit that other people might want to read. Hearing about this asshole’s daily grind sniffing around for the tastiest scrotum to tongue bathe is not really inspiring me to pony up any coin.
Just when you think the rotting vomit encrusted skull of fascist “liberalism” couldn’t croak out another rancid foam-flecked rant, searching for a coherent thought like a rabid dog running in circles ripping out its own entrails then gnawing its own guts in an orgy of psychotic self-mutilation, Atrios delivers, gleefully delivering his newest creation at the top of his blog, like a demented pinhead presenting a steaming pile of shit and declaring it to be his asshole child, and vowing to raise it as his own son, then pushing his fat, puerile, greasy face into the mess and devouring it, rubbing it into his hair and filling his nostrils with the stench. Such is Atrios’ adulation of his own posts, so clever and trenchant they seem to his hydrocephalitic, meth-deranged, misfiring, soggy lump of neurons serving as a vestigial brainstem in his damaged cranium.
He, along with his cohorts Kos and Ameriblog, Firedoglake, etc. also impose complete news blackouts on stories deemed deletorious to Democrats or “progressives”. He posted one item about Spitzer, and then only to make some tired point about how Republicans are just as bad or worse. He invalidly plays news and situations, twisting it to make some crippled “gotcha” point, as if the sheer weight of “gotchas” and QED’s and case closeds and seeItoldyaso’s will eventually build into a tangible mass that will actually mean 2 shits in the real world, instead of the fart in a stiff wind they actually are.
He seems incapable of even understanding something he has just written:
Okay, now that I’m sorted a bit, a few more comments on that. Obviously there’s more to the Spitzer scandal than sex. There’s adultery, prostitution, some minor and stupid financial shenanigans (I mean, pretty soon every goddamn financial transaction will be in the neighborhood of $10K). But watching and reading the coverage, very quickly it becomes obvious that most of the interest and creepy fascination with it is simply ZOHMIGOD PEOPLE ARE HAVING TEH SEX!!!!!!!!
This is projection taken to its logical extreme, where Atrios now shunts his shit directly back into his esophagus, a perpetual motion machine living on its own excreta, dead and decaying but still approximating motion by the wriggling of the dung beetles and charnel worms under his skin.
This is the lame, broken liberal excuse for the most disgusting, hypocritical excesses, betrayal of faith and duty, abrogation of his oath to uphold the law, miscarriage and subverting of justice by prosecuting some prostitutes and patronizing others. Spitzer engages in illegal, perverted and, by even a jaded hookers’ description “unnatural and unsafe” sex, and Asstrios, after stating very plainly the serious nature of the crime, reverts back to the fascination with sex he with which imagines the rest of the world obsessed, like a monkey studying its own shitstain.
Bill Clinton engages in degrading, misogynistic and depraved sex like stuffing a cigar up a young girl’s sniz, and the rest of the world is accused of prurient interest and obsessing over the sick details.
If you want leftists to excuse any criminal activity or dereliction of duty, just make sure you engage in some really disgusting, perverted and depraved sex to go along with it, then when you are prosecuted or criticized for your crimes, the liberals can accuse all critics of being obsessed with the sick details of your disgusting life.
This is the same Atrios the asshole who obsessed over every detail of Larry Craig and Mark Foley’s little contretemps. He went on endlessly about every permutation of facts and conjecture, along with a lot of shit he pulled from his ass. When out of actual true facts, he pulled shit right out of his ass, just to keep the ball rolling. Atrios the asshole and his cohorts went on for MONTHS, in fact are still going on about Craig, who was charged with a misdemeanor which smacked of entrapment and likely won’t come to trial, reveling in TEH GHEY SEX!!!11 and making every bit of sport and cheap shot jest they could out of it.
Liberals, supposed supporters of gay rights and gay norming, are the premier practitioners of demonizing gay behavior, jeering at gays and gay sex, accusing anyone whose politics they don’t like of being a closet gay, in fact attributing shame and disgust and ridicule as the natural product of being gay: well, being a Republican or conservative gay. Its as if you lose that basic right to living your life and having privacy and dignity if you are a conservative. Then, being gay is disgusting and perverted and worthy of scorn and derision. Conservative gays are caricatured as disgusting perverts, derided and laughed at and demeaned for their sickening sexual practices, especially that liberal favorite, buttsex!
Liberal gays have a god-given right to engage in any sex that they feel is natural and right and no one can dare speak a word against them, but if you are conservative, you are fair game for every degrading slur and bigotry and hate.
Same with straight perverts, like Teddy Kennedy and Bill Clinton, and yes, Eliot Spitzer, by his favorite whore’s own account. Even SHE, a pro, was disgusted by this sick fuck. Judging by who New York State votes its Senators and Governor, I think Atrios the asshole should be snarking about what pig-ignorant little fucks New Yorkers are.
Spitzer is the sick, fucked up pigfucker who betrays his wife, commits numerous crimes while sworn as his state’s highest law officer, illegally juggles funds, much as he accused numerous financial figures of doing while he was a crusading Attorney General, destroying lives and companies, wrecking businesses and throwing people out of work, flushing millions in equity and value of those companies while slandering them on flimsy cases, and WE are the sick bastards because, according to Atrios the asshole, are just obsessed with the sex.
Straight out of the Clinton playbook. Project YOUR guilt on to those who are witness to it, accuse them of being titilated by your twisted peccadilloes, which of course excuses you of ACTUALLY FUCKING ENGAGING IN THEM.
Stupid is too weak a word for this kind of accusation. What it is, is propaganda and slime, again, build up the mass of rhetoric and lies to the point where all discourse is negated. Only then can Atrios the asshole and his ilk block out any news negative to the Dems. Generate enough noise, retarded logic and irrational yelling and humming and yammering and drown out coherent debate and valid argument.
Because its all a big battle and the Republicans have done it for years so its time the left engage them and use disinformation and distortion and muddy the water and cloud the discourse so that no one is quite sure what the actual facts are.
Except that is bullshit. What is happening is that the left is losing control over the forces that have held a death-grip on information and the slant by which news and opinion is disseminated in this country. And they don’t like it a bit. Fox News is just a tiny slice: there are now myriad news outlets that don’t kowtow to the left and automatically assume Republicans and the United States as a country and Americans as a people (other than those enlightened by progressivism) are evil (or “mean” in Michelle Obama’s world).
They got a taste of it in ’04, and its going to come home with a vengeance in ’08, because the leftist mainstream media pulled out ALL the stops to defeat Bush in ’04, and they failed. They daily become weaker, and their influence on the ’08 race has been limited to puffing up a deeply flawed and fatally weak demagogue with no resume and so far untold legal problems as the Democrat nominee.
Even the leftwingnut noise machine will not be able to sell the empty suit with a pantload that is Obama to the electorate.
Atrios the asshole is the epitome of the frustrated, impotent, ball-less, castrated, pussified, lame ass, talentless, incoherent, joyless, humorless (other than invalid and tortured sarcasm, masquerading as mirthless humor) while at the same time risible pundits produced by the morally and ideologically bankrupt left.
The sum total of years of his postings yield not a single unique or original insight, not one valid critical thought, not a scintilla of intelligent analysis. He is a black hole, actually sucking up enlightenment and information and spewing disinformation, distortion and out and out lies that the left wing noise machine repeats over and over as if the collective psyche of the country could be google bombed with his and his cohorts bullshit until his “narrative” became the common knowledge and worldview of every knuckle dragging Johnny Sixpack or Linda Lunchbox, because he and his ilk despise the common man and only engage him at all to try to con him into voting Democrat.
Simple, wholesome American sex like amateur teen lesbians (click to embiggen) are beyond the understanding of the pedorasts, necrophiliacs, bestophiles and fecophiliacs who blog for the Democrat party and call themselves “progressives”. They are progressively deviant, and so obsessed with their unnatural, psychotic, demented and dangerous perversions that even the very harlots they employ to fulfill their sick, twisted fantasies shrink away in disgust and horror at the depravity of the acts of Democrat politicians and their grotesquely deformed and distorted dwarf slaves like Al Franken, Markos Moulitsas and Bernie Frank and the anally obsessed hermaphrodite dykes Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein and Jane Hamsher who enjoy “pegging” nullo toilet pigs like Atrios, Glenn Greenwald and Matthew Yglesias.
Lie about guns, gays and God so the stupid redneck peckerwood will finally realize his own best interest and vote for the great American Socialist State and the Fairness Doctrine drowns out all voices that don’t comply.
I don’t wish ill on any human being, but I hope he dies of a horribly painful disease like an earwig laying its eggs in his brain, and in his delirium his decaying brain regurgitates the squalid, maggot filled feces he poses as posts, swimming as they are in a cesspool of fetid liquid filth until he gouges out his own eyes and throws them towards his computer monitor in a futile, impotent attempt to shut out the searing stabs of pain triggered by every retarded attempt at snark he ever assayed.
And then I hope he dies, screaming and shrieking in agony, and his server shits the bed.
But I don’t mean that in a bad way, though.