Californians always think the rest of the country considers them the coolest, hippest, trendiest fucks on the planet, and that we all wish we lived there too and had such super cool lives and mingle with the celebutards and the Z-listers and skanks and druggies and no talent hacks and showbiz phonies and hangers on and gofers and Raiders fans and stalkers and maniacs and addicts and critics and other assorted assholes.
It’s with this spirit that the first lady of California backs Obama, in a show of non-solidarity with her husband, basically calling him out as a fucking dickwad idiot jerk-faced prick with ears for backing McCain, the sensible candidate.
The Hollywood establishment to which she belongs is creaming their collective panties in jungle fever for the minority candidate they can all support to assuage their liberal guilt and swim in the glory of how tolerant and past racism they all are – unless it’s a black Republican like Clarence “Uncle Tom” Thomas, or Condi “Aunt Jemima” Rice or Colin “House N1gger” Powell or Michael “Simple Sambo” Steele. In that case it’s ok to be a hateful racist motherfucker because race traitors to the Democrat party masters cannot be tolerated.
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