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Oh Goody! WordPress launches yet another crappy little theme!

by docweasel May 20 2009


Oh joy, another POS theme to hate and ignore and not use. Thanks for fucking nothing, WordPress designers!

Hello “Noel” (your name is as wimpy as your fucking new theme), a few thoughts for you.

I like a (very) few of your themes, but I don’t use most of them for one reason: no justified columns, and here’s another one (not that I would use this sherbet looking abortion, anyway). If the text isn’t justified, it looks sloppy to me. That’s what’s wrong with some of your themes.

The rest just suck balls generally.

This new theme: what makes you think people want to use a very stylistically strong theme like this, knowing that 10,000 other people are probably using it as well? It kind of negates the entire “strong statement” point of the theme when thousands of other people are also using it, making anyone who also uses it look like a tool “Oh look, another person using Altheo or whatever, how quaint” which means to avoid looking like a tool, most people choose the most generic of your themes because who wants to be yet another herd member using that stupid theme with the pen at the top, etc. And does anyone use that banana one? Jesus.

Which brings me to my point.

I just wish you would get past not allowing CSS revisions on the free blogs. You’re stifling a lot of creativity and freedom. The people who aren’t buying the premium blog aren’t going to be persuaded over CSS anyway, either way, you’re just insuring there are a lot of fugly, cookie cutter blogs out there forced to use your (mostly) really shitty themes.

And “Noel Jackson” is one po-faced looking mother-fucker. Plus, what is the deal with parents who give their kids uni-sex names like “Noel”. No wonder the guy grew up to be such a fucking pussified-looking wanker who gets his panties wet over an amateurish, fugly-ass mess of graphics and CSS coding as this new theme.

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