Let the Right One In original vs. Americanized bastard version review
Sad, bitter news today. I am behind the times, as I have just heard an American company is remaking one of the favorite movies, made from an even better book, the Swedish film Let the Right One In. BUY IT on Amazon
Of course, because of the mad success of the brainless, poorly made and worse acted Twilight series, every ignorant fuck who sees this new American version will think, “oh, another rip-off movie for Twilight, with young vampires”, but they will be, as they always are in everything they say, think and do, wrong.
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Pretty American
The Pretty American
Sunday 16 October 2006 @ 10:23 am
or, how to avoid an international incident for less than $20,000US a day!
Americans tourists have pretty much always been regarded as “ugly” in the sense that we have the temerity to be wealthy enough to afford vacations to foreign countries, then show up over there and instead of just handing over our traveler’s checks or credit cards, we actually talk, dress and act in an American fashion.
Casey and the Nuns
Casey and the Nuns
by Marie LeClare
Casey ran track, and a fine runner she was, able to outrun most of the boys, even though she wasn’t quite 14, and in the 8th grade. She didn’t have much of a figure yet, or as she called it, she had a stick figure.
Having been molested by one of her Mother’s former lovers had left Casey shy around boys, and she took her aggression out on running, and seeking the acceptance of the Nuns.
Her favorite nun was Sister Mary Catharine, who at 28 was her gym and math instructor, an extremely attractive woman, who took special interest in Casey. Working with Casey by riding a bike alongside of her as she ran most days after school.
On the day of the accident, everything had been going smoothly and Sister was encouraging Casey to give it her all. Telling her to take smaller strides and possibly it was because Casey was concentrating on the movement of her legs, that she missed a curve and went down, twisting her left ankle rather badly.
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Shave That Pussy!
Shave That Pussy!
This week docweasel.com brings you tips on Summer Bikini Waxing, just in time for the balmy February of Florida: Beach Weather!
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LGF Charles Johnson Fail (is that redundant?)
Hey, anyone wanna catch Charles Johnson in a stupid act? read this:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/36945/
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Fuck Obama revisited
Over at Zombie, ckmac has some Obama merchandise you may enjoy. We here at docweaselblog first posted this Nov. 12, 2008. Perhaps it’s time for a come-back for these items, as ckmac suggests:
docweasel dot com
The main site, of which this blahg is but an tiny grain of sand in an ocean of desert, might be of interest to you and yours.
20k+ pages of movie and music reviews and articles, underground comix, humor, babes, Marie LeClare, Monty Python, computer games and so very very much more.
Its NSFW, if you’re squeamish, but if you don’t already know that then you’re already damned. Damned to hell.
docweasel on Worth 1000
docweasel’s first foray into one the notorious Worth 1000 Photoshop contests is an old image that didn’t follow the guidelines, broke the rules and wasn’t even a Photoshop of what it was supposed to be, but still beat nearly 2/3rds of the Worth 1000 veterans who contributed. We didn’t even use Photoshop, with all its bells and whistles and macros and filters, instead using a nearly 10 year old version of Paintshop Pro. Imagine if we’d tried!
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