Monty Python’s Life of Brian


Scene 29: Centurion Questions the Jailer

CENTURION: Where have they gone?!

JAILER: We’ve– we’ve got lumps of it ’round the back.

CENTURION: What?

JAILER’S ASSISTANT: Oh, don’t worry about him, sir. He’s ma– he’s m– he’s ma– he– he– he’s m– m– m– he’s m– he’s m–
[clop]
He’s mad, sir.

CENTURION: Have they gone?!

JAILER’S ASSISTANT: Oh, ye– nnnnn– Ay, n– na–

JAILER: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

JAILER’S ASSISTANT: Na– na–

JAILER: Heh. Heh. Heh heh…

JAILER’S ASSISTANT: Na– na– na– na– n–

CENTURION: Oh, come on!

JAILER’S ASSISTANT: N– nnnyes, sir. Eh, huh. Anyway, get on with the story.

JAILER: Well, I knew she never really liked him, so I kiss–

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