Fun at the Airport
by Marie LeClare
When I boarded my flight at Dallas, Texas for my business trip to Madrid, Spain, I hoped that I might meet somebody to chat with on the flight and perhaps more at the end of the flight, but no such luck and I was annoyed by the fat old man who had the seat next to me.
I had just arrived in Frankfurt, Germany, at the airport, for my two hour layover before continuing on to Madrid, Spain, and as I walked through the airport I noticed that a large hotel was connected which I thought was a pretty neat idea, before I noticed the little kiosk, which sold drinks and sandwiches.
I stopped at the little stand for a cup of coffee, when I saw her. She was stunning. My eyes were not believing what pleasure they were seeing and I’m sure I had my mouth open in amazement.
When she turned to look at me, she smiled, and I’m sure she knew what I was thinking but I was embarrassed at having been caught ogling such a beautiful woman, and turned away for a brief moment.
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I take my valuable time to fix the fucked up plot Wikipedia had for Predators and some fucking powerprick editor deletes it with a smarmy note telling me to read the rules or something. Eventually, Wales will have to sell WIki because no way contributions will be able to pay for bandwidth. In the meantime, here’s the plot to Predators the pricks wouldn’t post:



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