Halloween 2010
Let the Right One In original vs. Americanized bastard version review
Sad, bitter news today. I am behind the times, as I have just heard an American company is remaking one of the favorite movies, made from an even better book, the Swedish film Let the Right One In. BUY IT on Amazon
Of course, because of the mad success of the brainless, poorly made and worse acted Twilight series, every ignorant fuck who sees this new American version will think, “oh, another rip-off movie for Twilight, with young vampires”, but they will be, as they always are in everything they say, think and do, wrong.
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Pretty American
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The Pretty American
Sunday 16 October 2006 @ 10:23 am
or, how to avoid an international incident for less than $20,000US a day!
Americans tourists have pretty much always been regarded as “ugly” in the sense that we have the temerity to be wealthy enough to afford vacations to foreign countries, then show up over there and instead of just handing over our traveler’s checks or credit cards, we actually talk, dress and act in an American fashion.
Shave That Pussy!
Shave That Pussy!
This week docweasel.com brings you tips on Summer Bikini Waxing, just in time for the balmy February of Florida: Beach Weather!
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Fuck Obama revisited
Over at Zombie, ckmac has some Obama merchandise you may enjoy. We here at docweaselblog first posted this Nov. 12, 2008. Perhaps it’s time for a come-back for these items, as ckmac suggests:
docweasel dot com
The main site, of which this blahg is but an tiny grain of sand in an ocean of desert, might be of interest to you and yours.
20k+ pages of movie and music reviews and articles, underground comix, humor, babes, Marie LeClare, Monty Python, computer games and so very very much more.
Its NSFW, if you’re squeamish, but if you don’t already know that then you’re already damned. Damned to hell.
docweasel on Worth 1000
docweasel’s first foray into one the notorious Worth 1000 Photoshop contests is an old image that didn’t follow the guidelines, broke the rules and wasn’t even a Photoshop of what it was supposed to be, but still beat nearly 2/3rds of the Worth 1000 veterans who contributed. We didn’t even use Photoshop, with all its bells and whistles and macros and filters, instead using a nearly 10 year old version of Paintshop Pro. Imagine if we’d tried!
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Googoo Dolls Iris acoustic guitar arrangement
IRIS/googoodolls
This is my own arrangement, a combination of strumming and finger-picking. I play a lot of solo gigs and playing the exact arrangement from the recording is sometimes not full enough for one guitar, also they usually overdub several guitars, so my arrangements attempt to combine all the important elements so the song rings familiar. I also try to incorporate chords that work well with the melody line and add some color and my personal style. Here’s my rendition of Googoodolls “Iris”, something I first worked up a few years ago with my full band, then adapted it for solo.
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Japanders
Japanders
Pander:n., & v.t. 1. go-between in clandestine amours, procurer; one who ministers to evil designs. 2 v.i. minister (to base passions or evil designs, or person having these)
Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. ~er (see synecure, prostitute) 2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.
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