Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Scene 15 : Nudge Nudge
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 3 sketch 9
the movie And Now For Something Completely Different
and Worst of Monty Python
live albums Live at City Center and Live at Drury Lane
and compliations Instant Record Collection US, Instant Record Collection UK and Monty Python’s Final Rip-off
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Sport Eric Idle
Man in Hat Terry Jones
Sport Evening, squire!
Man in Hat Good evening.
Sport Is your…is your wife a goer? Eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!
Man in Hat I-I…I beg your pardon?
Sport Your…your wife. Does she go,eh? Does she go, eh? Eh?
Man in Hat Huh, sometimes she has to go, yes.
Sport I bet she does! I bet she does! Say no more! Say no more! Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!
Man in Hat I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you…
Sport Oh, “follow me, follow me”? That’s good, that’s very good! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Man in Hat Are…are you selling something?
Sport “Selling, selling”…very good indeed! You’re wicked, you are, eh? Wicked, eh? Ho-ho-ho! Whoa! Wicked! Say no more!
Man in Hat Huhuh?
Sport Whoa! So your wife’s interested in…in sport? Eh?
Man in Hat Ah, she likes sport, yes.
Sport I bet she does! I bet she does!
Man in Hat As a matter of fact, she’s very fond of cricket.
Sport She likes “games”, eh? Likes “games”? Knew she would, she’s been around a bit, eh? She’s been around?
Man in Hat Well, she has travelled, yes. She’s from Glendale.
Sport Say no more! Glendale, squire? Say no more! Say no more! Say no more! Say no more!
Man in Hat Well…
Sport Whoa! Is your…is your Glendale wife interested in…photography? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Man in Hat Photography?
Sport “Photographs, eh?” he asked him knowingly!
Man in Hat Photography?
Sport Snap, snap, grin, grin, wing, wing, nudge, nudge, say no more!
Man in Hat Sort of…holiday snaps, eh?
Sport They could be, they could be taken on holiday, you know! Swimming costumes, candid…you know, “candid” photography?
Man in Hat No, we don’t have a camera!
Sport Ah. Still, whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha! Huhuh!
Man in Hat Look, are you insinuating something?
Sport Oh, no, no, no…yes!
Man in Hat Well?
Sport Why, I mean, you’re a man of the world, squire, you know…you’re…you’ve been around, you know?
Man in Hat What do you mean?
Sport Well, I mean, like, you’ve…you know, you…like…you’ve done it, you know…you’ve slept…with a lady?
Man in Hat Yes.
Sport What’s it like?