Joan: Hi Osama, darling. Love your outfit.
Osama: Britney sweetie, radiant as ever.
Britney: Osama, I puked on my shoes on the way here. Anyone got a cig?
Osama: Bill, Islamic greetings, way to shock the degenerate unbelievers.
Bill: I'm happy to still be alive, Osama. America sucks. Buncha fucking cowards.
