The hooker-screwing, vodka-swilling, Las Vegas bingeing heroes who crashed the Twin Towers of Imperialism are the not the cowards. The fat-assed, bastard, Bush electing, non-celebrity cock-suckers who watch my program are the cowards. God I hate America and everything it stands for. I hate my motherfucking sponsors, they can suck my asshole. America sucks, did I mention that, Osama?