Redheads and Rednecks
Well, what happened a night a few weeks ago? Let me start from the beginning………
I’ve managed to consume an entire bottle Merlot (myself) over the last hour… and I’m a bit toasty.
I’m not in the best of moods- to say the least. Let me start this rant by saying… I have one dog, two cats. My “boyfriend” has fucking THREE dogs… all of which I take care of (meaning walking 4 dogs 3times a day, cleaning out the litter, etc.).
I suppose the “boyfriend”feels I’m obligated to do this as part of my daily household chores,since he works a shitload of hours.
Anyway, I’m going off on a tangent… The other night, my dog was STILL having a major case of diarrhea.
I, of course had to clean her and her mess up at fucking 3 in the morning. I wasn’t very thrilled at the idea, but I had to do what I had to do.
So I’m bathing my dog, while the BF is in the other room (brushing histeeth or something). JUST after I get her all cleaned up, I left her in the bathtub to go and get a towel. I come back, and she had defecated ALLLLLLL over the fucking bathroom; and it appeared asthough she rolled around in it!
NOT what I wanted to see! I proceededto clean the bathroom and her (again) up, but the smell and everything REALLY started getting to me… and next thing you know, I vomited.
Right there in the bathtub. With my dog in it. I’m still trying to clean her up, and now get my puke cleaned up… and I fucking throw up AGAIN.
It was then that my so-called boyfriend walks in.
He says,”What the hell is wrong with you?”. Doesn’t ask if I’m ok. Doesn’tbother to offer his help. Just asks me that bullshit, then walks out and goes to the bar.
So I’m still feeling sick and I’m covered with filth, the dog is out for the night with some meds the vet gave us, and I’m home alone again on a Friday night.
Just then a knock at the door, it’s my neighbor, a very good looking (especially for her age, lat 40’s) natural flaming redhead with big, full natural tits, lips and hips.
“What happened to you? Are you ok?”
I was so tired and overcome I just lost it and started crying. As filthy as I was, she came over and gave me a hug and rubbed my comfortingly.
“Come on, we’re going over to my trailer.”
Hers was a big, roomy double-wide her trucker husband had let her decorate, surprisingly tastefully. She led me into the master bedroom and lo and behold, there in the master bath was one of those big, round tubs with jets. She helped me strip (you can imagine, I’m not very shy about nudity) and dropped my clothes directly into the washer as she eased me into the shower, where I rinsed off and cleaned myself up while she ran a hot bath in the tub.
I was squeaky clean now, but the aroma of the bath salts and the scented candles she had lit were making me drowsy and comfortable as she slid me into the bath. Then she got in the shower herself. I watched her lovely, full body through the glass walls and unconsciously my hand slipped down to touch my sex. By the time she’d finished I was no longer feeling queasy and I was horned up like a school-girl on prom night ready to give up her cherry.
She stepped out, towelled off then slid into the bath across from me, our legs intertwining and her thigh coming up in contact with my pussy. She felt my hand there and smiled wickedly.
“Oh you bad girl, you got horny looking at my body, now you owe me!”
She lit a joint she had handy in an ashtry by the tub and poured us both some wine. My earlier nausea forgotten, I sipped the wine and let the pot take me into a dreamy sexual haze. She leaned in to blow me a shotgun and before she could withdraw I put my hand behind her head and drew her lips to mine. We kissed wetly for several minutes, her hand dropping to my pussy and her middle finger entered as I squeezed and kneaded her full boobs.
We made out for about 20 minutes while feeling each other up and the water was beginning to cool off so without even speaking we mutually got up, dried off and fell into her master bed. By the light of the candles she laid full length on me, each of us with a thigh between the others legs, began to hump each other while kissing and nursing on her full motherly breasts.
I was hungry for more than that so I started to swivel around.
“Oh, so it’s pussy you want?”
She straddled my head without me having to turn all the way around and I got my first taste of a firey red flaming bush. Her pussy was fragrant and clean and juices were flowing freely. I licked her from her clit to her asshole, pushing my tongue deep in her nether hole as she gasped and flexed her sphincter around my tongue.
“Hang on I have to go pee” she said but I latched onto her pussy like a moray eel, forming a water-tight seal over her opening as I looked up into her eyes.
“You sure you want this?” she asked, before letting go a very thin stream.
I nodded and she slowly increased the stream until a full, healthy flow of piss was flowing down my bobbing throat. I kept my eyes locked on hers while I drained her every drop, letting her know I was into being submissive, especially with older women.
She took the cue and reached into a drawer in the nightstand for a large purple dildo. It was the king that could be attached to straps and she quickly put it on and rolled me over, then mounted me. She fucked me legless, until I had come so many times I could barely stay up on my knees, then rolled me over and lifted my legs over her shoulders and entered by tight little asshole.
I winced, I had only had anal sex a few times and never even let my current bf in the backdoor, but she was insistent. She held poppers to my stoned nose and my ass opened up like an oyster and she put her weight against it and the large dildo slid in to the hilt. She fucked my ass slowly and carefully while raping my mouth with her tongue and squeezing my tits and ass with one hand each. I was in heaven and just enjoyed the ride.
After I’d cum from being assfucked she laid back and had me lick her ass and pussy until she’d had several orgasms. Then we spooned and went to sleep, waking up at about 4am when her husband came in from work.
“Holy shit” was all he said, and she motioned for him to get in bed.
I was still in submissive mode, so I let her lay me out for him and he fucked he solidly and steadily for almost an hour with a big, long beer bottle sized cock, lifting up one leg to open me up and pushing that big redneck cock so deep into me I thought he’d hit my womb. My ass was too sore for him to take that, but he fucked me from the front, the back and with me straddling him and his wife riding his face while we girls made out.
After he’d cum a few times he rolled over to sleep and we licked out each other’s cum filled pussies. After, I dressed in a t-shirt and terry-cloth shorts she gave me to wear and went on home, mornings after 3 ways can be awkward.
But I had a great time and although we’ve never repeated the 3 way, the redhad and I have sex nearly every time my gf goes out alone to the pub.