D G Bm7 E G E7 D A
Now that I’ve met you
Would you object to
Never seeing each other again
from the Magnolia soundtrack, the song Deathly by Aimee Mann
The Left is a-quiver with bitterness, impotence and butthurt (not to mention batshit craziness) from this ignominious defeat (don’t forget to check out the comments on these posts, they are the sweetest plums! You can almost taste their tears!)
Nutroots Central: We Really Hate the Taste of Glen Beck’s Asshole
MyDumbDog: Anyone Have a Good Remedy for Extreme Butthurt?
GayLeftist: Obama Is Totally Fucking Demcorats [sic] Up the Ass, and Not In a Good Way
Spooge Juice: Glenn Beck Used Us Like a 2 Dollar Whore, Then Wiped His Dick With My Obama “Hope” Poster On the Way Out
TalkLeft: I Was a Left Wing Butt Rapee
Ignorant Agnostic: Help, I was Racially Butt Raped by a Racist Butt Raper!
Mediawanker: I Said I Was Racially Butt Raped By A Racist Butt Raper, Dammit! Is Anyone Listening?
Screamin’ Dean: Fuck, Us Democrats Sure Do Suck Ass
Wankdrew Sully: The Right Shouldn’t Be So Happy We Got Assraped
DailyFail: Our Buttholes HurtStinkProgress: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
and our fav:
Daily Fail: Is Obama Too Lazy, Shiftless and Stupid to Ram Our Socialist Agenda Down the Throats of the Ignorant, Racist Jesus-Jumpers in Flyover Country?and
GayLeftist: Republicans Were Right, Obama Does Suck Fucking Ass
Related:
Redstate: Van Jones resigns
FoxNews: Now Let’s Destroy Obama’s other communist czars
Fire Andrea Mitchell!: Commie/Truther/Racist/Cop killer fan Van Jones resigns
Zero Sheep: Van Goes Under The Short Bus
Tarheel Pundit: Van Jones Resigns After Launching Vicious Smear Campaign Against Self
BelchSpeak: Obama’s Green Czar, Van Jones, Rides the Lollercoaster
Ace of Spades HQ: Jones Out
The Right Scoop: Keith Oblermann has crossed the line. It’s time for him to get KO’d
RedState: Keith Olbermann has crossed the line. It’s time for him to get KO’d
DaTechguy’s Blog: Jones Jones, never heard of him
Northern Thoughts And ReflectionsVan Jones Resigns
Patterico: Van Jones Crazy
St. Louis Tea Party: State-Run Media Humiliated by Gateway Pundit
BlogTownHall: Always To The Right
AWE: Sorry Beck
Right of Course: Van Jones resigns
Jules Crittenden: Midnight Self-Massacre
Robert Steely: Catmman
Political Byline: Van Jones has RESIGNED!::
Zombie: The Midnight Ride of Van Jones
Hot Air: Van Jones Resigns
Glen Beck: Statement on Van Jones Resignation
Don Surber: Is the Van Jones Story Over?
Hot Air: Charles Krauthammer … Devastating
Hot Air: Fringe Mainstreaming Ends
Hot Air: Quotes of the Day
Politico: Glen Beck Up
The Anchoress: Clearing out the tab
The Lonely Conservative: Friday News Dump Van Jones Roundup
Pronk Palisades: Beck Confronts President Obama
Hey, Joe! Where you going with that foot in your mouth?
Around The Sphere: Truthers In High Places
Angry White Guy: Van Jones needs to go…
TrogloPundit: Barack Obama’s Truther?
All American BloggerThe Van Jones Story
Missourah: Only Suburban White Kids
Politicalicious: Van Jones = Crackhead
Ed Driscoll: Van Jones’ Evolving Worldview
Wintery Knight: Communist-truther green czar resigns
Quipster: Green Jobs Czar Van Jones Resigns
yangbaoli Communist-truther green czar resigns!
TobyToons: Riddle Me This
UrbanGrounds: If You Thought Van Jones Hated White People Before…
Doucher With A Ponytail: Anything to Gainsay the Rightblogs, Including Fellating Obama
Tarheel Pundit: Play That Funky Jew-Hatin’ Music, Van Jones
Spitfire Murphy: Van Jones Resigns, Blames “Vicious Smear Campaign”
IMNS: Green Czar Van Jones resigned over ‘Right Wing Smear’ Campaign
Barry Soetoro: Van Jones Whines about Smear Campaign
Political Byline: Prepare for Liberal Backlash
Political Byline: Van Jones…. WTF?!?!?!?!
Wellsy’s World: Van Jones is out of a job
Redstate: Van Jones: No Pass
Scared Monkeys: Good Grief
Breitbart: Van Jones Continues
GatewayPundit: Van Jones 9/11
GatewayPundit: Van Jones Anti-Police
YouTube Incarceration Machine
Breitbart: Bush On Crack
Spectator: Van Jones Scandal
Wash Exam: Non-Feeding Frenzy
Breitbart: white kids shoot up schools
Breitbart: whip” and “lynch
Cliff Kincaid: Mystery Solved
Lonely Conservative: Van Jones is a Truther
Lonely Conservative: David Axelrod Defends Van Jones
Lonely Conservative: Van Jones – Good Bye and Good Riddance
Lonely Conservative: Friday News Round Up
ABC NewsMs. Obama Declines
Confederate Yankee: Van Jones Out
Say Anything: Left Parody
Right Soup: Van Jones Gets the Ax
RWN: Obama Lies
RWNH: Van Jones = Nutter
HolyCoast: Van Jones Apology
Jawa: Van Jones News 1
Jawa: Van Jones News 2
CA Conservative: Was Van Jones Vetted?
Scared Monkeys: Van Jones Gone By Monday
Dan Riehl: What Up W/ Van Jones?
Malkin: Valerie Jarrett <3 Van Jones
Sundries Shack: Van Jones = Truther
YouTube: Van Jones
Flopping Aces: Under the Bus
Daily Pundit: Van Jones
YWL: Van Jones Matters
BlogProf: Van Jones = Oommie
ABC News: Van Jones = Truther
Pronk: Beck Rips Obama
Hot Air: Van Jones <3 Mumia
Hot Air: Van Jones <3 Rev. Wright
Hot Air: Judgement Day
Moe Lane: Who Suggested Van Jones?