Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Scene 9 : Historian
[clack]
VOICE: Picture for Schools, take eight.
DIRECTOR: Action!
HISTORIAN: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Grail individually.
[clop clop clop]
Now, this is what they did: Launcelot–
KNIGHT: Aaaah!
[slash]
[KNIGHT kills HISTORIAN]
HISTORIAN’S WIFE: Frank!