Getting Broken in as a Slut
This story is part of the “Get2itt” series, a group of original stories w/ no subplots, plot development, extraneous characters, character development, useless dialog and great tedious length. These stories get to the point, for the busy maturbator with no time to scroll through trivialities while searching out the “meat” of the story. The author has thoughtfully left all their artistic pretensions at the door and gotten to what you really want to read: licking, fucking and sucking. For comments, story subject requests and hate mail, write to the author at :email@example.com. We are completely quadrasexual here, equal representation is afforded to gay, lesbian, bi, and transexuals. Thanks for your time.
My first year of high school I went over to a friend’s house to stay up all night, party, and watch videos.
It’s the Osama bin Laden Show!
On the 2nd Anniversary of the WTC tragedy, let us remember that some good did come of this terrible event; we destroyed the Taliban and captured Osama bin Laden. Well no, that’s right we didn’t actually capture him but he’s on the run and we’ll have him any day now. Here’s a classic episode of his late night talk show Osama TeeVee from November, 2001. Enjoy