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The weather is Scotland in the Winter is brutally cold. It cuts through you like a knife, and it feels like you can never get warm. So it was when Melanie was growing up near the bogs, when burning peat was the only thing to keep their farmhouse heated.
Melanie liked to help her father on the farm and to say that she was a Daddy’s Girl was an understatement.
It all almost came to a sudden stop when the accident happened. Melanie’s scarf had got caught in the carriage wheels, because she hadn’t tied it like she had been told to many times. After the smoke had cleared, Melanie’s father lay dead on the ground and she had been disfigured severely.
There was no money for plastic surgery, so Melanie gamely told her Mother that she would run the farm after school to pay the bills and that she didn’t need surgery anyway.
This week docweasel.com’s top reporter on the Hollywood gossip beat, Jeremy Taters, gives an up to the minute report on the Democratic candidates in the 2004 Presidential Election.
Hihi again, Jeremy here and ok ya’ll probably know I’m not one of these big political junkies who know all the people running and stuff like what party they belong to but hellabalooza I do know people and you can kind of get a sense of who would make a good president and who wouldn’t and here’s my dirty little secret: the way you rate Democrats is easy and just look at Clinton. What was the one thing he had going for him the whole time? That’s right- Presidential HAIR. That man had hair that showed leadership goldarnit and even kept planes grounded while Christos did his hair that’s how much HE cared about America. So we’re gonna rate the candidates on their coiffures and let’s just begin, shall we?