Here are some news stories. One of these things is not like the others, in more ways than one:
11.29.2005 Hundreds of pro-coalition demonstrators chanting “yes to Iraq, no to terrorism” marched through Baghdad yesterday
01.26.2006 SAMARA, (IRIN) More than 1,000 protesters hit the streets of Samara, some 125km northof the capital, Baghdad, this week to demonstrate against al-Qaida militants blamed for killing more than 100 local police recruits this month.
Liberal panic spurs attacks on the messenger
If things keep looking up in Iraq, Larry Flynt may have to reverse his constant onslaught of “we lost the war” articles.
Leftwingnut blogs are amping up attacks on anyone who dares doubt the received radical left wisdom that the War for Iraqi Independence is lost and President Bush is a failed leader.
The latest blasphemy has come from the NYT, hard-core critic of all things Dubya, and still a force in the MSM, even though its “Paper of Record” era is long over.
At last, some class for my class!
Study of the Human Body is the Study of God
Hiya, pre-med students! Due to the overwhelming demand from college students for more help with serious subjects and themes, docweasel.com brings you the latest in its scholarly series of anatomical studies. This week, we study the muscle group “gluteus maximus”. Click the pictures for detailed study.
When Bush Derangement Syndrome causes suicidal tendencies
FRIDAY THE RABBI WORE LACE : Jewish Lesbian Erotica By: Karen X. Tulchinsky Pages: 200 Softcover ISBN:1-57344-041-8 Price: $14.95.
Except for a few tiny eensy weensy teensy little foilbles, a self described Jewish lesbian diarist on DailyKommunist describes her love for Iran’s favorite crazy man, AhMADindeJEHAD! :
Music is worse than ever
Just read this:
Music is worse than ever for kids blah blah
This woman has no knowlege of past music to make statements like this. I was in a touring, recording heavy metal band in the hey day of Satanic Metal, which has largly died down, and it kind of dominated the most rabid underground level of the music and the rage was to get heavier and heavier and darker and darker.
I seriously doubt the “feminists” and other Clenis apologists really believe that fiction that he “was just getting a blow job from a willing participant”- what he did is the very essence of sexual harassment- he used his high position, in fact directly in line to help advance to hurt Monica’s career, to either tacitly, passively or directly get sex from her.
Preening feminista bewbage
So this blogger, a writer for Feministing (like fisting as a political statement I guess) was standing in front of Clenis Clinton with her bust proudly outthrust, and Clinton says…
Well its a good start of a joke, or a nice bitchfight between Ann Althouse and a really whiny, sniveling, and lastly hypocritical feminista over the fact she was obviously showing her tits off for Clinton. You be the judge:
MSM still aiding Kerry’s lies about Viet Nam service
In an article that does a better defense of John Kerry than he did for himself in the run-up to the 2004 election, KATE ZERNIKE of the NYTimes writes an account of the successful SBVT campaign against John Kerry that is notable in that it is nearly 100% devoid critism, or even specticism, of any of Kerry’s claims.
Couric: I think we’re going to loathe her
Bob Schieffer, long time reporter and current anchor of the CBS “news” said, “We’re going to love Katie,” regarding CBS’s decision to hire a celebrity with zero reporting experience, zero gravitas, zero credibility and zero balance or neutrality, plus the added value of questionable intellect and shallow understanding of the world she’s supposed to “cover”. Even the increasingly liberal and ever-dwindling numbers of CBS viewers are going to find much to hate about Couric.
Moore’s Sicko has a good chance of being DOA
2003 Big Fat Dumbass Award Winner
Anyone else thing Michael “Mockumentary” Moore’s new film Sicko might face a backlash? Republicans and non-moonbats are never going to see it anyway, and the left might be aware of the fact that firing up the choir notwithstanding, if anything, F911 probably had a negative effect on Kerry’s chances in 2004.
Cut N’ Run Kerry
John Kerry has never uttered an honest nor forthright statement in his public life. He exists only to aggrandize Jon Carry, but he is so inept, and, as his old college and military test grades (much lower than President Bush’s) show, he is not very intelligent.
So when he writes a policy or opinion piece, it doesn’t take much to make him out a fool. However, an American Hero like Oliver North is a particularly apt person to destroy a cowardly liar like Kerry.
Oliver North tears apart John Kerry’s prescription for defeat in Iraq with a great piece Recipe for Disaster in today’s Washington Times.
update: fucking Perez fucking hilton– I send him a tip about this and he posts it and doesn’t credit me. Thanks dude. You are so gay, and not in the good way.
update update: whereas Agent Bedhead is a classy babe 😉
MTV sucks and the sun came up today
I actually used to watch this channel when they still played music videos.
True, I detested most of them, but it would always be on as sort of a background wallpaper, sometimes with the volume off listening to good music, but still the visuals were interesting.
Mary Kate & Ashley are marionettes
Peace Had a Chance
A new poll shows that 2/3 of Iraqis disagree with NBC’s claim they are living in a civil war zone.
Only 27% think there is a civil war in Iraq, compared with 61% who do not, according to the survey carried out last month.
I wonder when NBC will air a retraction, or announce the civil war has ended?
Keep spreading the truth: Joe Wilson is a damned liar
There’s been a huge amount of bytes expended this week, for once in a worthwhile cause. This Monday’s (4.10.06) Christopher Hitchens’ article in Slate, Wowie Zahawie, lays out plainly the case that Joe Wilson is a lying scum out to smear the President and discredit (as if enough damage hasn’t been done elsewhere) the rationale for the War to Free Iraq.
SCOTUS to decide if anything is wrong with Texas
I’d like to hear analysis from some of our more learned legal commentators,because my understanding of Constitutional Law is woefully inadequate(as in a grain of sand compared to, say, the mass of the entire known universe) but in this article The Trouble With Texas, Stuart Taylor Jr. seems to think the SCOTUS should “fix this mess.”
When your subject is the Democrats, you really don’t have to try very hard to find true, pure and unadulterated stupidity. Unless its seasoned with the spice of vapidity, as it is in the case of the candidate for Senator from the state of Connecticut.
In our never-ending pursuit of bringing you, the American public, only the best in Democrat pandering, humor and idiocy we bring you:
Sarah Maclachlan is a preachy hypocritical hack
Liberals are always smugging it up about their latest spooge to “Save the Planet”. Nevermind that recycling uses more resources and causes more pollution than it prevents.
Never mind that building a Prius costs more and uses more resources than a regular car does, and doesn’t end up saving you jack in costs, over the lifetime of the car. Or that food grown on organic farms also consume more water and other resources than normally produced food does.
I’m reminded of Atticus Finch’s summation to the jury in “To Kill a Mockingbird”, where he said, in effect, that the Ewells had made their false accusations of rape against a black man in a town full of racism and intolerance in the “cynical belief that they would be believed” because of the biased climate of hate, even though all the evidence pointed to the black man’s innocence.
Scant Drop Seen in Abortion Rate if Parents Are Told chides proponents of the law in that the law, which they fought for so vociferously, does little to curb abortion statistics.
Cool Hand Ahmadinejad
(after Luke wins a poker hand with an empty hand on a bluff)
Dragline: Nothin’. A handful of nothin’.
You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin’. Just like today when he kept comin’ back at me – with nothin’.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin’ can be a real cool hand.
The "right-o-sphere" is good for the Republicans while the nutroots is killing the Dems
(hog on ice should brazenly steal this logo, its a lot cooler than their current one)
Hog on Ice is depressed about the right side of the blogland. The conservative establishment doesn’t give us love, we have no chance for advancement, the left is kicking our asses in engagement, fund-raising, etc. etc.
Kos strikes out
Sorry, but I just found this ironically apropos and hilarious. A blahgger on DailyKos left a
strikeouttag open in a post where they were trying to be cute with Andy Sullyvan and inadvertently struck out the entire blahg, all night tonight. I figured they would quickly fix it, but woke up hours later to find it still struck.
The Amnesty Int’l Ad
In the interests of free speech, commerce and open debate, NER has allowed Amnesty International to run an ad on the New England Racist blog. The ad is in flash-video form, so to save those of you with a busy schedule some time, I’ve graciously screened the ad myself and I’m running this helpful synopsis and review as a public service.
Most famous pic of the war.
Lindsay Beyerstein thinks its the picture of horrifically burned Marine veteran Ty Ziegel on his wedding day. Of course, that probably helps portray her personal take on the war. Yes, that is a terrible tragedy, a young man disfigured for life.
But there are millions of images that record the tragedy of war. War, however evil, can be the lesser of two evils. For all war’s suffering, war can help alleviate suffering and can help stop more pain by killing the evil doers who would victimize innocents.
I prefer an image that portrays the heroism of our troops, as they rescue and protect those who cannot protect themselves, a true image of America and her soldiers throughout our history.
Margaret Cho is a stupid whore
“Funny” post by “comedian” Margaret Cho called “Mullet Fantasia”, I guess cracking on rural Republicans. You know if Republicans started ranting about how stupid and ignorant poor black Democrat voters are there might be some kind of complaint by the elite Dems and their MSM lackeys. It galls me to link her but here you go:
People I respect and enjoy: Mitch Hedberg
Its a strange fact of life that the funniest, more creative people are sometimes the most tortured mentally and have such conflict and unhappiness in their lives. For all the comics out there, to me, the most original, cerebral and unique was the late Mitch Hedberg, who died of a drug overdose in 2005.
The Far-Right vs. the Far-Middle
Let’s pretend for a minute I actually read the NYT instead of get tipped to its idiocy by other blogs.
I haven’t read any newspaper in years, and it is completely possible I’ve never read a dead-tree copy of the Times. I have, of course, read them online, but only when tipped by Drudge or someone else about a particularly asinine (that’s a high bar for the Slimes) story.
Ok, so here goes:
I was reading an interesting editorial about Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy in the New York Times (reg required) when I was pulled up short by a couple of things.
Predicting Gloom and Doom for the Republicans
I also think its a calculated ploy to energize the so-far lackadaisical involvement and interest in the announced 2008 Republican candidates, versus the Hollywood blockbuster meets the Super Bowl excitement over Obama and Hillary! etc.
This Week with “Osbournes”
Blast from the past! Originally published in 2002, here’s a reprint of a docweasel.com humor piece from back in time. Is the Osbournes even still on?
Hi Ozzbourne lovers! Here’s a recap of this week’s show in case you missed it! I didn’t actually see it, but I heard from my friend Alicandra whose brother talked on the phone to a guy who heard about the episode from this one girl. Here’s what happened this week:
Far leftwingnutroots still batting .000
Last night the latest darling of the far left, Ciro Rodriguez lost the Democrat primary (which in TX-28 means the election) to Henry Cuellar.The Kos&Kids© and many other leftwingnuts shilled for contributions nationally to defeat Democrat Cueller and install Rodriguez (who had already lost to Cueller when their districts were merged and parts split off in the Delay redistricting) because of Cueller’s many sins against the extremists on the left.
Why its important to contest every race
Some commenters chided me for expecting the NRSC come up with candidates to contest every race, and suggested there isn’t enough money or viable candidates to do so.
Well the Democrats managed to do it in this House race, against an entrenched incumbent who probably had the seat locked up, and its lucky for them and bad for Republicans they did, thanks to a selfish, stupid and/or incompetent act by a Republican congressman from California: