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Here’s to the losers, bless ’em all

by dopesoap Jan 14 2006


Girls want you to talk to them so they can get naked for you.
Dan Riehl talking about guys who don’t have the cajones to tell a woman how they feel about them and get locked in the “friend zone”:

Via HotAir headlines to Ace it seems there’s some discussion of this post by Dr. Helen on what happened to nice guys. Allow me to weigh in as “not a nice guy.” Get over it, losers. That nice guy crap is just the way you get in the door. Once you do that, if you aren’t hitting it by the end of the week, you move on. You might even end up in a good relationship if you’re lucky. Stop whining and get in the freaking game.

Pft, I love those type losers: never change guys!
As someone with an infinite capacity to face rejection and a firm belief in the law of averages, I never hesitate to approach a beautiful woman and at least give it a shot. Sure, I get shot down 99% of the time: but if I approach 500 women in a given month…

I’ve always found just having the balls to go up and start TALKING to a girl is more than half the battle. You’re never going to hit a homerun if you don’t swing the bat, physically impossible. In about 10 seconds, reading her response and body language, you can figure out if you are bugging her or she might think you are interesting enough to keep talking to. Then its up to you to be interesting and funny enough to keep the ball rolling. But if she likes you, its easier anyway.

I hope that secret never gets out and losers keep on ‘loving from a distance’. Also, more great looking guys need to turn gay. The more the better. In fact, I have a theory ALL great looking guys are gay. So women, avoid them. Talk to ugly guys with sparkling personalties and rapier wit like mine.

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