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Confirmation Time is Here

by docweasel Oct 14 2006
Confirmation Time is Here

Confirmation Time is Here
Sen. Rob. “Dave Seville” Byrd & the Congressmunks sing “The Confirmation Song”(25mg)

[Byrd] Well Senators, as I’m sure you’re all aware, its Confirmation Time once again, and just as sure as I hate miscegenation, I hate George Dubya Bush and all his evil works. So are you ready to stand with me, Congresswoman Pelosi, for pandering and demagoguing?

[Pelosi] I’m ready

[Byrd] Senator Boxer, for weepin’ and a-wailin’?

[Boxer] waaaaaaaaaahhh!

[Byrd] And Senator Kennedy, you ready? Teddy? Teddy! TEDDY!!

[Kennedy] Uh, yeah I’m ready

[Democrats]

Nomination time is here

Time to sneer and time to jeer

Kerry lost but we’re not sad

Ohio made a nice fundraising ad

[Pelosi]I’ll call Condi George Bush’s houseslave

[Boxer]I’ll blame Gonzales for Abu Ghraib

[Democrats]Our constituents salivate

(When) Democrats demagogue and den-i-grate

[Byrd] Well that was might fine, mighty fine Senators. Uh, Senator Boxer, you were a little flat on that weepin’ and a-wailin’

[Boxer] Won’t somebody please think of the children?

[Byrd] Nancy Pelosi, you might wanna shoot a little more Botox in your forehead, I think I discerned an emotional wrinkle.

[Pelosi] Hehehehehehehe okay!

[Byrd] Senator Kennedy, put down that Chivas and leave that intern alone. Teddy! Teddy!! TEDDY!!

[Kennedy] BURP! Yassah!

[Democrats]

We can’t win, don’t have the votes

But its Oscar time as Barb emotes

Nine more hours of debate

Make Moveon moonbats cyber-donate

[Boxer]Next week its the Attorney Gen.

[Pelosi]”Antonio trashed the Geneva Conven.!”

[Democrats]But with Teddy’s clout I’m sure we’ll muster

The votes to sustain a fil-i-buster

We can hardly stand the wait

For Hillary in oh-eight

[Byrd] Well that was purty good..

[Pelosi] Hey, I wanna do my song now…

[Boxer] Yeah I have a drum solo I play here, its really cool…

[Byrd] Now wait.. I don’t think the time is appropriate for…

[Kennedy] My Stratocastah plugs into the Mah-shall and I do this 2 hand tapping technique…

[Byrd] Now just a minute [divebomb]

[Pelosi & Boxer] Inna Gadda Da Vida honey, don’t you know that I love you?…

[Byrd] Point of order, Mr. Chairman, Ms. Pelosi, Sen Boxer… Teddy! Teddy!! TEDDY!!

[Boxer] Let’s see Christine Todd Whitman play double kick fills like that

[Pelosi] Kay Bailey Hutchenson, eat your heart out

[Kennedy] Sh*t- broke a string

[fade out]

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