This is old, but Clintonistas are digging it up because you can’t say anything about any of the Clintons that has even an oblique reference to sex, and its retroactive to 8 years ago. This was dug up by Clinton supporters and supposed to tell us something EEEEVILLLL about McCain. Imagine, if you will, its 1996, and David Corn has his pretty pink panties in a bunch over an off-color joke McCain supposedly told. Well, what he’s really on the rag about is that not enough papers reprinted the exact joke.
The fact is, leaving it to the imagination is much worse, because the joke is pretty fucking tame, unless you are a panty-waist PC liberal who sucks lesbian cock in remorse for all the EEEVILLL white hetero men have done to dykes lo these many centuries. David Corn fills his tummy with dyke spooge, then rims the feminazi lesbian lobby for good measure with this bellyful of whiny ass titty baby ass felching:
The joke did appear in McCain’s hometown paper, the Arizona Republic, and the Associated Press did report the joke in full, so everyone in the press had access to McCain’s words. But by censoring themselves, the Post, the Times and others helped McCain deflect flak and preserved his status as a Republican presidential contender.
Salon feels its readers deserve the unadulterated truth. Though no tape of McCain’s quip has yet emerged, this is what he reportedly said:
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.”The joke may be crude, but it pales in comparison with the published details surrounding the presidential sex scandal. McCain’s two-liner conveys some interesting insights into what he considers humorous (lesbianism, a young woman’s physical appearance), particularly since it was delivered to a Republican crowd. Remember, this is the party that champions pro-family values.
McCain’s lapse in judgment — admittedly, not as big a lapse as having a sexual relationship with an intern — may be a significant clue into aspects of his “character,” and thus relevant to the voting public. But many voters have been spared this insight, thanks to the censors in the press.
This motherfucker doesn’t know the meaning of “tasteless”. Actually the joke if pretty fucking funny.
Its been open season on the Bush daughters for 8 years now, but hypocrisy never stopped a leftist from running his big fat mouth. The other thing is, both the Bush twins are eminently hittable, they are party girls and they flip off the paparazzi, all of which make them cooler and more human than Chelsea “stick up her ass” Clinton, currently being pimped, literally, by her mother for the prez campaign. The latest is you can get “dinner” with Chelsea for 1000 bucks in campaign contributions. If she swings like her Mom, “dinner”
But here are some more for you, David Cornhole, so you can laugh it up while your gay boyfriend cornholes you with his big black cock while you imagine he’s raping you in retaliation for all the white men who raped their black negress slaves and you cum without even getting a reach around, the shame gets you off so fucking satisfyingly:
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked.
He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape but that she was pregnant!
She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. Well, she stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White house. When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted to talk to Bill right away.
Well, they rang the oval office and Bill answered. Hillary said, “Do you know what you did you rotten bastard? You got me pregnant!”
The president remained silent.
Again, Hillary screamed, “DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!”
Bill finally answered, “Who is this?”
One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to a wonderful deaf, dumb and blind guy named Matt! He doesn’t care about my face and has never heard of either of you so he’s not totally disgusted with my family!”
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. “Honey, I have to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She prefers women, so she’s never been much in the sex department, so I have fucked a LOT of women over the years, and knocked up more than a few. Matt is actually your half-brother by my own half-sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry him.”
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she found another man who wasn’t repelled by her hideous face. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, “Robert, the winner of the Special Olympics “Consolation Prize” has asked me to marry him! We’re getting married as soon as he is completely potty-trained!”
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Robert is your half-brother too, by my Mom’s sister’s daughter, back when she was 12 and I was 28. Honey. I’m awfully sorry about this.”
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her Mother and tell her.
“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” she complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother.”
Hillary just shook her head. Don’t pay any attention to what he says dear. He’s not really your father.”
“Then who is?” sobbed Chelsea.
“Well, you know that turkey baster Aunt Janet lends us every Thanksgiving that I call Darling?”
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval office to see one of his aides nervously approach him: “What is it?” he asks. “It’s this Abortion Bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?” the aide stammers. President Clinton thinks for a moment, then says: “Heck, just go ahead and pay it.”
Al Gore, John Kerry, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they’re in the Land of Oz. They decide to go see the Wizard of Oz.
Kerry says, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain!”
Gore says, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a heart!”
Clinton says, “Is Dorothy 14 yet?”
“Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.” —David Letterman
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world. After her talk she offers a question time.One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
“James .”“And what is your question, James?”
“I have three questions: “First – whatever happened to the medical health
care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the
office as President? “Second – why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office? “Third – whatever happened to all those things
you took when you left the White House?”Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that
they will continue after recess.When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right,
question time.Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him
what his name is.“Henry.”
“And what is your question, Henry?”
“I have five questions: “First – whatever happened to the medical health
care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the
office as President? “Second – why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office? “Third – whatever happened to all those things
you took when you left the White House? “Fourth – why did the recess bell go
off 20 minutes early? “Fifth – Where’s James?”“Have you ever heard of Vince Foster?” asked Hillary?
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks,
“Nice pigs, Mr. President”
Clinton replies, “I’ll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs.
I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?”
The honor guardsman answers: “Nice trade, Sir.”