Californians always think the rest of the country considers them the coolest, hippest, trendiest fucks on the planet, and that we all wish we lived there too and had such super cool lives and mingle with the celebutards and the Z-listers and skanks and druggies and no talent hacks and showbiz phonies and hangers on and gofers and Raiders fans and stalkers and maniacs and addicts and critics and other assorted assholes.
It’s with this spirit that the first lady of California backs Obama, in a show of non-solidarity with her husband, basically calling him out as a fucking dickwad idiot jerk-faced prick with ears for backing McCain, the sensible candidate.
The Hollywood establishment to which she belongs is creaming their collective panties in jungle fever for the minority candidate they can all support to assuage their liberal guilt and swim in the glory of how tolerant and past racism they all are – unless it’s a black Republican like Clarence “Uncle Tom” Thomas, or Condi “Aunt Jemima” Rice or Colin “House N1gger” Powell or Michael “Simple Sambo” Steele. In that case it’s ok to be a hateful racist motherfucker because race traitors to the Democrat party masters cannot be tolerated.
Maria Shriver bucks Ahnold’s endorsement with one of her own, but the way she delivered it might do more harm than good:
“I thought, if Barack Obama was a state, he’d be California,” Shriver said as the crowd of thousands roared in a chorus that rose as she ticked off each attribute: “Diverse. Open. Smart. Independent. Bucks tradition. Innovative. Inspirational. Dreamer. Leader.”
Well, I’m sure Maria is oblivious to the fact that the rest of the country thinks that, as a state, California is the biggest repressive nanny-state in the Union, abrogates civil rights in the name of political correctness and wrong-headed environmental pursuits, wastes water and power while at the same time hypocritically polluting more than all of the Western states put together, is self-righteous and smug about all this and is best personified by the wackos in Berkeley who bash Marines or the CA legislature who wants to control your thermostat.
If you’re a non-Californian, you’d basically translate Shriver as saying Obama is a fucking asshole.