Aimee Mann sums up the MSM coverage of the Van Jones Affair

D G Bm7 E G E7 D A
Now that I’ve met you
Would you object to
Never seeing each other again

from the Magnolia soundtrack, the song Deathly by Aimee Mann

The Left is a-quiver with bitterness, impotence and butthurt (not to mention batshit craziness) from this ignominious defeat (don’t forget to check out the comments on these posts, they are the sweetest plums! You can almost taste their tears!)

Nutroots Central: We Really Hate the Taste of Glen Beck’s Asshole

MyDumbDog: Anyone Have a Good Remedy for Extreme Butthurt?

GayLeftist: Obama Is Totally Fucking Demcorats [sic] Up the Ass, and Not In a Good Way

Spooge Juice: Glenn Beck Used Us Like a 2 Dollar Whore, Then Wiped His Dick With My Obama “Hope” Poster On the Way Out

TalkLeft: I Was a Left Wing Butt Rapee

Ignorant Agnostic: Help, I was Racially Butt Raped by a Racist Butt Raper!

Mediawanker: I Said I Was Racially Butt Raped By A Racist Butt Raper, Dammit! Is Anyone Listening?

Screamin’ Dean: Fuck, Us Democrats Sure Do Suck Ass

Wankdrew Sully: The Right Shouldn’t Be So Happy We Got Assraped
DailyFail: Our Buttholes Hurt

OpenLeft: target=”_blank”>Glenn Beck May Have Greased My Asshole, But Obama Is the One Who Slid In the Red-Hot Spiked Dildo

StinkProgress: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

and our fav:
Daily Fail: Is Obama Too Lazy, Shiftless and Stupid to Ram Our Socialist Agenda Down the Throats of the Ignorant, Racist Jesus-Jumpers in Flyover Country?

and

GayLeftist: Republicans Were Right, Obama Does Suck Fucking Ass

Related:
Redstate: Van Jones resigns

FoxNews: Now Let’s Destroy Obama’s other communist czars

Fire Andrea Mitchell!: Commie/Truther/Racist/Cop killer fan Van Jones resigns

Zero Sheep: Van Goes Under The Short Bus

Tarheel Pundit: Van Jones Resigns After Launching Vicious Smear Campaign Against Self

BelchSpeak: Obama’s Green Czar, Van Jones, Rides the Lollercoaster

Ace of Spades HQ: Jones Out

The Right Scoop: Keith Oblermann has crossed the line. It’s time for him to get KO’d

RedState: Keith Olbermann has crossed the line. It’s time for him to get KO’d

DaTechguy’s Blog: Jones Jones, never heard of him

Northern Thoughts And ReflectionsVan Jones Resigns

Patterico: Van Jones Crazy

St. Louis Tea Party: State-Run Media Humiliated by Gateway Pundit

BlogTownHall: Always To The Right

AWE: Sorry Beck

Right of Course: Van Jones resigns

Jules Crittenden: Midnight Self-Massacre

Robert Steely: Catmman

Political Byline: Van Jones has RESIGNED!::

Zombie: The Midnight Ride of Van Jones

Hot Air: Van Jones Resigns

Glen Beck: Statement on Van Jones Resignation

Don Surber: Is the Van Jones Story Over?

Hot Air: Charles Krauthammer … Devastating

Hot Air: Fringe Mainstreaming Ends

Hot Air: Quotes of the Day

Politico: Glen Beck Up

The Anchoress: Clearing out the tab

The Lonely Conservative: Friday News Dump Van Jones Roundup

Pronk Palisades: Beck Confronts President Obama

Hey, Joe! Where you going with that foot in your mouth?

Around The Sphere: Truthers In High Places

Angry White Guy: Van Jones needs to go…

TrogloPundit: Barack Obama’s Truther?

All American BloggerThe Van Jones Story

Missourah: Only Suburban White Kids

Politicalicious: Van Jones = Crackhead

Ed Driscoll: Van Jones’ Evolving Worldview

Wintery Knight: Communist-truther green czar resigns

Quipster: Green Jobs Czar Van Jones Resigns

yangbaoli Communist-truther green czar resigns!

TobyToons: Riddle Me This

UrbanGrounds: If You Thought Van Jones Hated White People Before…

Doucher With A Ponytail: Anything to Gainsay the Rightblogs, Including Fellating Obama

Tarheel Pundit: Play That Funky Jew-Hatin’ Music, Van Jones

Spitfire Murphy: Van Jones Resigns, Blames “Vicious Smear Campaign”

IMNS: Green Czar Van Jones resigned over ‘Right Wing Smear’ Campaign
Barry Soetoro: Van Jones Whines about Smear Campaign

Political Byline: Prepare for Liberal Backlash

Political Byline: Van Jones…. WTF?!?!?!?!

Wellsy’s World: Van Jones is out of a job

Redstate: Van Jones: No Pass

Scared Monkeys: Good Grief

Breitbart: Van Jones Continues

GatewayPundit: Van Jones 9/11

GatewayPundit: Van Jones Anti-Police

YouTube Incarceration Machine

Breitbart: Bush On Crack

Spectator: Van Jones Scandal

Wash Exam: Non-Feeding Frenzy

Breitbart: white kids shoot up schools

Breitbart: whip” and “lynch

Defense of the Republic

Cliff Kincaid: Mystery Solved

Lonely Conservative: Van Jones is a Truther

Lonely Conservative: David Axelrod Defends Van Jones

Lonely Conservative: Van Jones – Good Bye and Good Riddance

Lonely Conservative: Friday News Round Up

ABC NewsMs. Obama Declines

Confederate Yankee: Van Jones Out

Say Anything: Left Parody

Right Soup: Van Jones Gets the Ax

RWN: Obama Lies

RWNH: Van Jones = Nutter

HolyCoast: Van Jones Apology

Jawa: Van Jones News 1

Jawa: Van Jones News 2

CA Conservative: Was Van Jones Vetted?

Scared Monkeys: Van Jones Gone By Monday

Dan Riehl: What Up W/ Van Jones?

Malkin: Valerie Jarrett <3 Van Jones

Sundries Shack: Van Jones = Truther

YouTube: Van Jones

Flopping Aces: Under the Bus

Daily Pundit: Van Jones

YWL: Van Jones Matters

BlogProf: Van Jones = Oommie

ABC News: Van Jones = Truther

Pronk: Beck Rips Obama

Hot Air: Van Jones <3 Mumia

Hot Air: Van Jones <3 Rev. Wright

Hot Air: Judgement Day

PW: Van Jones Revealed

Moe Lane: Who Suggested Van Jones?