Yogi Berra died today. You can look up his baseball career stats and accomplishments and awards. Here are some of his famous ‘yogisms’ (which he may or may not have actually said, but fun nonetheless).
by Marie LeClare
I don’t know why they called me the porno queen, but that’s how the publicity read from the studio with my new video “Where the Girls Are,” and I had to visit some of the adult stores in England to sign autographs.
This was not like the opening of a major movie studio’s movie with all the news media. It was just I visiting the stores to meet customers and sign autographs.
So as I climbed aboard the big silver tube to fly to England I hoped I might meet somebody for some fun like I had on a previous trips, but no such luck, and I was bored stiff.
Having confused the hours I arrived at the adult store early just as the clerk was tidying up for the start of her day, and knocked on the door.
When she opened the door she was so excited that she almost couldn’t speak, saying “Oh my it’s you, I mean you’re early, we’re not open yet, please come in, I don’t have the tea on yet.”
by Marie LeClare
When Heather Weatherby started teaching some 25 years ago, she wanted to get married and raise a couple of kids of her own, but after the years passed and she realized she didn’t want a man, but a woman, those hopes dimmed. Was it really 25 years, she thought to herself as she sat on her front porch after cleaning her house for the umpteenth time since retiring.
She had enjoyed her few experiences with other women at college but as the years passed she began to realize that perhaps she would never meet her life’s partner.
Just then the lady who delivers the mail, whom Heather had never seen before because she was at school, walked up her front walk and said, “Just looks like bills this time I’m afraid Mrs. Weatherby,” with a smile.
“It’s Miss Weatherby, and I’ve never been that lucky or unlucky to get married, but you can call me Heather”, she said with a slight chuckle, as she invited her eyes to take the scenic route of her mail carrier.