Monty Python & the Holy Grail


Scene 9 : Historian

[clack]

VOICE: Picture for Schools, take eight.

DIRECTOR: Action!

HISTORIAN: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Grail individually.
[clop clop clop]

Now, this is what they did: Launcelot–

KNIGHT: Aaaah!
[slash]
[KNIGHT kills HISTORIAN]

HISTORIAN’S WIFE: Frank!

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