Category: eros

Body Modifications

This week docweasel.com brings you some of the strange, sexy, disturbing and downright nauseating things people do to their bodies in the name of sexual fetishes. Its all here, from simple piercings and tattoos, to branding, to pumping, to mutilation, castration, amputation… you get the picture. Eunuchs, transexuals, sexual reconstruction, every bloody sight your sick and twisted little hearts can desire. These images will sear deeply into your psyche, haunt your dreams and burn themselves indelibly into the retina of your soul, and you may never have normal sexual thoughts and feelings again. Enjoy!
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The standard for “big tits” has risen exponentially with the advent of free and easy pr0n on the internet. No more scrounging for your Dad’s old Playboys hidden in the attic like the old days. Consequently, and teen-age boy knows giant boobs from merely large ones.

NBC News reports on some “record-breaking breasts” that any pr0nhound with Google Image Search (no safesearch) can debunk in five minutes:
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California Here I “Cum”

by Marie LeClare

Some of y’all know from reading my stories that I’m a professional model for the adult industry, but I also do some legitimate modeling, so it was that I was heading from one gig in New York State for the apple growers, then out to California for another gig but for an adult client.

One of the perks of being a known model is that I fly first class, but the flight was crowded even in first class. The ape sitting in the aisle seat next to me kept trying to look out the window, but I think he really was trying to cop a feel, which I resisted, and I was getting really pissed by the minute.

It was then that I heard a woman from across the aisle, who had a window seat, like myself, ask him, sarcastically, if he wanted to change seats with her because she had seen clouds before, and he literally jumped at the chance.
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Call Me Mommy

by Marie LeClare

As I entered the adult store, my mind took me back to a few days prior when I had bought my first jelly vibrator.

I couldn’t take my mind off the mature lady that worked there. She had seen me looking at where they had the lesbian spanking videos, and had made some suggestive remarks to me that she should spank me for being underage and being in an adult store.

It’s true that I wasn’t old enough to be in the store but I had fake identification that said I was 18, so here I was back again, almost at closing time. Wondering if my appearance would interest her. Wearing a long skirt, blouse and flats, I took care in wearing my best underwear and a little makeup.
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Casey and the Nuns

by Marie LeClare

Casey ran track, and a fine runner she was, able to outrun most of the boys, even though she wasn’t quite 14, and in the 8th grade. She didn’t have much of a figure yet, or as she called it, she had a stick figure.

Having been molested by one of her Mother’s former lovers had left Casey shy around boys, and she took her aggression out on running, and seeking the acceptance of the Nuns.

Her favorite nun was Sister Mary Catharine, who at 28 was her gym and math instructor, an extremely attractive woman, who took special interest in Casey. Working with Casey by riding a bike alongside of her as she ran most days after school.

On the day of the accident, everything had been going smoothly and Sister was encouraging Casey to give it her all. Telling her to take smaller strides and possibly it was because Casey was concentrating on the movement of her legs, that she missed a curve and went down, twisting her left ankle rather badly.
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City Life: a 1950’s Lesbian Love Story

This week’s update by Marie LeClare
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What a shot, butt-ass fugly bulldyke sara gilbert “comes out” as gay. That’s like obama coming out as a commie-lover.

No one likes a butt fugly bulldyke, or cares what they do, or what they have to say, especially when they are pimping out their dykery as a way promoting another fucking stupid, piece of shit talkshow.

God fucking damn, does one person on earth give a shit Sara Gilbert is a donut-muncher or has a new fucking talkshow?.

*yawn*

Funny how women too fugly to get a decent man become lez. This is so boring. Coming out just doesn’t have much of a kick anymore, especially when you look like a bulldyke already. It’s about like Clay Aiken coming out as gay, yawn yawn yawn.

Half these bitches coming out as gay either I’ve never even heard of until they come out (that country chick, wtf ever she was) or someone like Gilbert whom you haven’t heard of in 10+ years. Who gives a shit if she’s a carpet muncher? I expect at least a certain level of attractiveness and personality in a celeb, even a Z-lister and Gilbert hasn’t got any of either.

In 2020 everyone will come out as gay and everyone will be a celeb (letters D-W still aren’t taken) and everyone will have a fukken talkshow, because they are so f’in’ interesting. Kill me now.
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Show Us Your Pussy!

Marie LeClare

In its second annual future ex-co-ed essay contest docweasel.com invited graduating fourth-years in college to write about what they’ll remember most. For anthropology major Rachel Anne Dion, the answer was easy: girls who just want to have fun.
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