These are movies that mostly sucked. For various reasons, including acting, plot, production, subject matter, whatever, they ranked 2 or under on the docweasel Save to Harddrive – Watch again – Good for a view – delete immediately – didn’t watch through scale. Your experience may vary.

TWOS

That Awkward Moment (2014) 3 shallow guys chasing girls, one after his wife dumped him, the girls, especially the blonde one, is a major bitch so it accurately reflects young adults mating behaviour. The guys want to get laid, the girls don’t know wtf they want, but they blame that on the guys. Zac Efron’s character had the best take, don’t get in a relationship at that age, it will end in tears and have damn little joy. Best advertisement in the world for ‘fuck ’em and leave ’em’ philosophy. Ultimately depressing moviewith not near enough tits and ass for the subject matter. Score:2 good to see Miles Teller working!
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I try to list these according to how much I liked them (not to be confused, necessarily with how good they are) so if you don’t make it down the list you won’t waste your time on shitty movies or their shitty reviews. Anyway, what’s up for this week? All newish 2017 movies either still in or just out of the theater. This week is all ‘good’ movies I mostly liked, all are above water (3 or better)
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God I’m grouchy, so many shitty movies, so little time. First off, no one in Hollywood has an original idea since Weinstein wacked off into the potted plants. Stuff like Being John Malkovich or Paul Anderson’s stuff just doesn’t happen anymore. Even the Coen Bros are making shit or remakes these days. Well, I liked True Grit (2) but I digress. It was no Fargo or Raising Arizona. And these actors. God I hate these fucking young actors.
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