Killswitch Engage/Alive Or Just Breathing?
The complex song structures and more inspiring lyrics are what sets this CD apart from all the rest of metal right now.
Killswitch Engage/Alive Or Just Breathing?
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The complex song structures and more inspiring lyrics are what sets this CD apart from all the rest of metal right now.
Killswitch Engage/Alive Or Just Breathing?
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Paul’s nothing but consistent in his PR spin: just like his revisions of Beatles history, what might have been a reasonably amusing and informative program becomes another installment in The Gospel According to St. Paul.
Ed note: docweasel has been accused of being overly worshipful of St. Paul (see his review of McCartney’s live Tampa concert) so in the interest of balance, here is another opinion of the pretty Beatle and his works. This is a vintage review from the pre-website, lovingly reproduced here and coated with glucose.
Well, there’s no “proper” way to give someone a blow job, I mean, blow jobs are like pizza, even if they’re bad, they’re still pretty good, according to the boys who helped me in my quest for the perfect blow job techniques. So ladies, (and guys, if you’re into that sort of thing), throw out your Cosmo magazines that are full of shit, pull up a chair & take notes
First of all, think of the head of the penis like your very own clitoris. The clitoris and head of the penis have the exact same nerve endings and are made of the exact same tissue.
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This record is a dense, beautifully lush work of stunning depth and emotional anguish. I truly haven’t heard anything quite this beautiful since Ok Computer, and if you’ve heard that gem you’ll know that is quite a compliment.
SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE/How It Feels To Be Something On
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Los Angeles, CA– Deceased pop-star Aaliyah held a press conference Wednesday announcing her upcoming tour with the reconstructed and rejuvenated Lisa “Third-Eye” Lopes after a successful operation to rebuild Lisa out of spare parts.
Flesheating R&B sensation Aaliyah, burnt alive and horribly disfigured in a plane crash in August 2001 and later resurrected from the grave in a Sansevarian Voodoo ritual , will combine forces with recently deceased and rebuilt Lisa “Third-Eye” (a 3rd one was installed in the gaping wound left in her forehed for extra mobility) Lopes for a 20-city “We Want To Eat Your Babies” tour.
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Insomnium/In the Halls of Awaiting
Like the Preacher’s daughter from next-door, this album is fucking tight. But, unlike the Preacher’s daughter, once you break in this shit, you will still remain satisfied for a long, long time.
Insomnium/In The Halls Of AwaitingCandlelight Records
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Okay as far as actually getting her to try it, I don’t really have any advice for you other than maybe printing out some pro-anal articles on anal sex to sort of calm her fears. I’m sure you can find some if you do a google search or something.
Pending she agrees to try this with you, the following is the easiest method of doing it for the first time, or if she hasn’t done it in a long time.
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