Gutteral Vomit E-zine July 2002
Gutteral Vomit E-zine July 2002
by faulty from Gutteral Vomit
I was stoned, he was dethroned!
The brekky cones had just come on and I found myself staring stupidly in the mirror.
I was clearly stoned.
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Korn/Untouchables
Forcing myself to listen to this album completely, without stopping once, was one of the hardest things I have ever done. The memory of listening to Untouchables will continue to haunt me to the day I die. I have now suffered for my sins.
Korn/Untouchables
Short Review : Don’t buy this CD. Don’t download it, don’t borrow a copy, don’t do anything with a connection to this CD. It is one of the worst CDs I have ever listened to.
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Vomitory/Blood Rapture
“Blessed and Forsaken” is one of those songs where you scream, “HOLY FUCK!” when you are listening to it… they will brutalize anyone that gets in their path. I’m glad I wasn’t in the studio with them while they were recording this album, who knows what happened in there.
Vomitory/Blood RaptureMetal Blade Records
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Lord Gore / Autophagous Orgy
From the song, “Rape Camp” -“We break down your front door and take you from your children. Your husband…we fucked his corpse with all our knives.” and from the song “Last Supper” – “Peeled open your snatch like a roasted sandwich. Ripped out your asshole and drank your breastmilk.”
Rob Zombie w/ Sinisstar Live Show Review
Towards the end of the show, Rob brought out a guy with a camcorder and asked for people to kick some ass while the band played White Zombie’s classic “Thunderkiss 65.” Is it any surprise that half of the female audience was topless during this?.
ROB ZOMBIE/Live Show Review
Artists: ROB ZOMBIE w/ Sinisstar
Location: The NTELOS Harbor Center Pavilion in Portsmouth, VA
Dan
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Thijs van Laarhoven Severe Torture/Interview
“We are still going to that venue since we’re on the tour and I think we are going to confront this motherfucker with his pathetic way of thinking and throw him from a mountain or something. He is a real idiot! First of all he thinks it’s a female on our cover but if it was meant to be a female she would have had tits! Second, we played in that venue last year with Macabre and Broken Hope and I don’t know if you can remember the cover for ‘Feasting on Blood’ but that one was surely as brutal as this one!”
Severe Torture/Interview
Star Bores
“StarWars V! (fuck Lucas, its the fifth movie, I don’t care wtf he calls it): Attack of the Drones”
Space-age technology has eliminated the camel-toe! WARNING: Healthy hetero-males will feel some urge to ejaculate on Padme’s abs. This is perfectly normal, do not be alarmed.
Ok, first let me say, I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I’ve seen a lot of short blurbs about it on TV and etc. so I basically can walk you thru it.
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