Aaliyah Returns w/ Lisa 3rd Eye Lopez
Aaliyah: “I’m just so happy to be working with another young star who has been raised from the dead. We stayed up all last night talking and snacking on babies watching the Faces of Death marathon and just laughing our asses off. Lisa is one funny and sweet-ass little girl, even if she is a freaky looking mutant!”
Los Angeles, CA– Deceased pop-star Aaliyah held a press conference Wednesday announcing her upcoming tour with the reconstructed and rejuvenated Lisa “Third-Eye” Lopes after a successful operation to rebuild Lisa out of spare parts.
Flesheating R&B sensation Aaliyah, burnt alive and horribly disfigured in a plane crash in August 2001 and later resurrected from the grave in a Sansevarian Voodoo ritual , will combine forces with recently deceased and rebuilt Lisa “Third-Eye” (a 3rd one was installed in the gaping wound left in her forehed for extra mobility) Lopes for a 20-city “We Want To Eat Your Babies” tour.