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I was ruminating on the bent bodies and misshapen skulls and unfortunate distribution of facial features in a pic of Mary Kate & Ashley (or “Mashley”, as I call them for short) and their troll-like features, and it came to me that they are only fugly by human standards.
They would be quite fetching Gelflings. Well not as hot as Kira, but the Skeksis would love to slip them a Fizzgig.