Author: docweasel

Bye-Kus for Mitt Romney (in before Best of the Web!)

Romney’s defeat in
California stained his
Holy Underwear

McCain Derangement
plus Rushbo and Hannity
Couldn’t stop John’s win

Line of the night:

“I’ve got to say that Mitt Romney was right about one thing – this is a two man race. He was just wrong about who the other man in the race was. It’s me, not him,” Huckabee told The Associated Press, emboldened by wins in West Virginia, Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia and Arkansas.
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What has happened down here is the wind have changed
Clouds roll in from the north and it started to rain — Randy Newman, Louisiana from the LP Good Old Boys (1974)

While I still think McCain (my 2nd prediction if Rudy did not get it, from more than a year ago) I have got to say, before all the votes are counted from Tuesday, that something in the wind has changed on the Dem side.

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Its time to get on board with someone, or get out of the way. I originally leaned Guiliani, waiting to hear more. Well, Rudy is gone. I’ve checked out McCain, and the main reasons for anger against him leave me unmoved.
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This year everyone seems to be judging the candidates on the Republican side by “how serious they are about immigration”, which of course is code for “which one is going to keep the fucking dirty Mexicans on the South side of the border, unless we need them seasonally for picking oranges and strawberries and such”.
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Bullshit. Look at the video. Look how pleased with himself he is. He’s grinning like Buckwheat laughing at Spanky when he throws a watermelon at Porky . Oh wait, nothing racial meant there, just saying. Liberal apologists are claiming it’s an old expression and claiming McCain has used it:

UPDATE: Tom Bevan has it exactly right: I agree with this to the letter.
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The Michigan primary is only notable for one thing: if Romney wins, by however slim a margin, he will use this bit of trivia to justify staying in the race. Its his home state, his father was a popular governor there, he should win it in a walk. His team is now down-playing expectations because it’s far from certain he will win at all, and if he does it will probably be close.
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They say success has many fathers, but one new mother took credit today for what can only be seen as the vindication of President Bush’s policies

Iraqis pass key reconciliation law
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I read the left blogs because I find them amusing.

Kos, the leading liberal blogger, proving once again he has nothing between his ears but a toothy grin, was noting with approval of a Keith Olbermann remark.
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like SuperWeaseGirl©, Hillary!mania! is back

I didn’t expect to be proven right so soon, but Hillary! is back, slammer and all, wins NH outright, and in fact the loss in Iowa topped with this win is actually better for her than if she had won both.
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Everyone is shocked, shocked, that Obambi is suddenly killing Hillary! in an unstoppable free-fall.

Its not surprising and I’m here to tell you why: everyone in the country, including Bill, hates Hillary!’s fucking guts. And yet she will still get the nomination, although if the Republicans nominate a decent candidate, she will lose the general. And here’s why:

People, right and left, despise Hillary. They hate her hactoring, shrill voice. They hate her lecturing. They hate her phoniness. They hate how she lied constantly for Bill so she could get this gig running for Prez, they hate that she thinks its her turn. They hate her politics, the right hates her liberalism and the left hates her “trianglism”. Everyone hates her face, how she walks, how she smiles. She’s a know-it-all who always thinks she’s the smartest person in the room, and has to let you know it.
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