Category: eros

Getting Broken in as a Slut
By Get2itt

This story is part of the “Get2itt” series, a group of original stories w/ no subplots, plot development, extraneous characters, character development, useless dialog and great tedious length. These stories get to the point, for the busy maturbator with no time to scroll through trivialities while searching out the “meat” of the story. The author has thoughtfully left all their artistic pretensions at the door and gotten to what you really want to read: licking, fucking and sucking. For comments, story subject requests and hate mail, write to the author at :get2itt@hotmail.com. We are completely quadrasexual here, equal representation is afforded to gay, lesbian, bi, and transexuals. Thanks for your time.

My first year of high school I went over to a friend’s house to stay up all night, party, and watch videos.
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Threepeat

by Marie LeClare

This week’s story is by our resident erotic goddess, Marie LeClare
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Sunny

How to Be a Cunning Linguist…or Something…

Readers Ask: My girlfriend won’t cum when I give her oral sex, what am I doing wrong?

Well babycakes, you know how I said in my last article that blowjobs are like pizza, even if they’re bad, they’re still pretty good? Unfortunately the same thing does not apply to eating pussy.
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This week docweasel.com takes its usual incisive, brutal, sexist and exploitative look at the discrepency between lesbians in popular culture and lesbians in real life, both in their visual images and in how they are portrayed in erotic literature and how they actually have sex.

Dyke Party

Heather was in a room full of women. Butches were all over the place, wide, narrow, tall, and short. Three butches for every femme, and of course the femmes loved it, and Heather told herself she ought to love it too, but she had real competition here.She had put on lipstick and a dress and heels and told herself what she needed was to be with someone tonight. Not just anyone, but someone who could make her feel good about herself again.
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Hooray For Boobies! or not

The mammarian paradox, or “look a the pair o’ dox on that babe!”

How do you know summer’s officially here? Canadian Tire can’t keep up with the demand for fans and air conditioners. Hydro bills have gone up 30%. Smog alerts. UV index reports. Humidex. Well, I suppose all of the above could be signs that summer is officially upon us, but for me, you know summer’s here when you open the paper and there’s a letter to the editor about how some disgruntled mother was shocked and appauled by another woman walking through the park without a shirt, in front of her kids no less. Imagine!
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Lita’s Story; A True Story of a Girl’s First Time with Another Girl
by Marie LeClare

An incident occurred only three weeks into my college freshman career, a few months ago actually. I was still eighteen years old at the time, really stressed out trying to adapt to college life, already wanting to get away from all of it!
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SunnySlut

Readers Ask: How do I give a proper blowjob??

Well, there’s no “proper” way to give someone a blow job, I mean, blow jobs are like pizza, even if they’re bad, they’re still pretty good, according to the boys who helped me in my quest for the perfect blow job techniques. So ladies, (and guys, if you’re into that sort of thing), throw out your Cosmo magazines that are full of shit, pull up a chair & take notes

First of all, think of the head of the penis like your very own clitoris. The clitoris and head of the penis have the exact same nerve endings and are made of the exact same tissue.
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Readers Ask: How can I get my girl to try anal sex?

SunnySlut

Okay as far as actually getting her to try it, I don’t really have any advice for you other than maybe printing out some pro-anal articles on anal sex to sort of calm her fears. I’m sure you can find some if you do a google search or something.

Pending she agrees to try this with you, the following is the easiest method of doing it for the first time, or if she hasn’t done it in a long time.
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