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Aeroplane blonde
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’.
Badly packed kebab
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
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New York City, NY–One year ago this week Doc Weasel and his team of crack reporters took to the streets to report on some of the stories the ‘mainstream’ news refused to ‘cover’ or even use ‘quotation marks’ around. These are some of the important ‘sidelights’ to the tragedy at the WTC on 9/11/01, revisited one year later.
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Gutteral Vomit E-zine July 2002
by faulty from Gutteral Vomit
The brekky cones had just come on and I found myself staring stupidly in the mirror.
I was clearly stoned.
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Los Angeles, CA– Deceased pop-star Aaliyah held a press conference Wednesday announcing her upcoming tour with the reconstructed and rejuvenated Lisa “Third-Eye” Lopes after a successful operation to rebuild Lisa out of spare parts.
Flesheating R&B sensation Aaliyah, burnt alive and horribly disfigured in a plane crash in August 2001 and later resurrected from the grave in a Sansevarian Voodoo ritual , will combine forces with recently deceased and rebuilt Lisa “Third-Eye” (a 3rd one was installed in the gaping wound left in her forehed for extra mobility) Lopes for a 20-city “We Want To Eat Your Babies” tour.
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