Taste of Buns of Steel

Buns of Steel

by Marie LeClare

After graduating from journalism school I had been hired as a stringer for the Sun newspaper group, and waited for that big story that was going to make me famous. So when my editor called me in and said I was going to go to the Channel Islands to cover the Worldwide Buns of Steel contest for women I was elated.

She went on to explain that it was a contest for muscular women from all over the world and it was being held in the Channel Islands, which from my limited history was the closest the Germans ever got to England in the Second World War.

So after my flight to Poole, England I took the 3 hour ferry ride to the Island of Jersey, checked into the hotel and went to the site for the contest.

It was being held in this huge tent outside of the German hospital historical site as a way to raise funds, but outside of the tent was all sorts of trucks with cables strung all over from various television stations.

Peeking my head inside I saw the girls rehearsing where to stand and pose for the contest, so I went in trying to get an exclusive interview. Wandering around backstage I couldn’t take my eyes off these beautiful women.
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Truth Hurts/Interview

Truth Hurts homepage

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“We’re a very lyrical band… we try to tell stories in our songs, and they’re all either true stories, or very believable situations. But, most importantly, we tell it like it is… We’re tired of people seeing people for what they aren’t. So… we make it known what we think.”

-Dan Madole, Truth Hurts

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Call Me Butch

I never wanted to be a girl even before I was old enough to go to school I preferred to dress like a boy and play the roughhouse games with the boys. I rebelled against any attempt to make me into girl

I wanted my hair cut short so I didn’t have to waste time drying it, or having hair get in my eyes while playing. I’m sure my parents were disappointed that I was not the girl they had wanted me to be
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Brianna the Babysitter part 2

Brianna the Babysitter 2

by Marie LeClare

Adel and her husband had a very open relationship, which helped considering that she was a high-class prostitute and he owned an adult bookstore. They also had the sweetest 6 month old little girl, and had always had a babysitter. Even during the daytime.

So when Adel interviewed Brianna, an attractive 16 year old girl, who needed work during her Summer vacation, she didn’t think much about it when Brianna kept touching her hand. All Adel knew was that Brianna would be perfect for the baby.

Her first day had Brianna primping so she would look good for Adel. She really didn’t know the reason that she wanted to look at her best. All she knew was that she wanted Adel to notice her. So she took care to wear her very best mini skirt and her Rainbow tee, along with her very best pair of white cotton panties and bra.

When she arrived at the house she noticed only one car in the driveway and knocking on the door she heard a yell to come in because the door was open.

Approaching the living room Brianna yelled back that she was there and good morning, to which she heard Adel tell her to come into the bathroom so they could talk, as she was in the bath.
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Sunny’s Guide to Cunninglingus for Guys & Gals


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How to Be a Cunning Linguist…or Something…

Readers Ask: My girlfriend won’t cum when I give her oral sex, what am I doing wrong?

Well babycakes, you know how I said in my last article that blowjobs are like pizza, even if they’re bad, they’re still pretty good? Unfortunately the same thing does not apply to eating pussy.
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Osama bin Laden TV Show!

Terrorist Entertainment

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On the 2nd Anniversary of the WTC tragedy, let us remember that some good did come of this terrible event; we destroyed the Taliban and captured Osama bin Laden. Well no, that’s right we didn’t actually capture him but he’s on the run and we’ll have him any day now. Here’s a classic episode of his late night talk show Osama TeeVee from November, 2001. Enjoy
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Jared Anderson of Internecine/Interview

Jared Anderson
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“I’m not a Christian or a Satanist. In the Bible, the Book Of Lambs is when a person accepts Jesus Christ as the son of God, their name will be written in the blood of Christ in the Book Of Lambs where it can never be removed, you know, ‘supposedly’.”

Jared Anderson, bass player/vocalist for Death Metal supergroup Hate Eternal and who plays everything-except-drums for his band Internecine’s new record ‘Book Of Lambs’, called me up a few days ago. We talked about everything from his new CDs coming out, to the World Trade Center, to his favorite Harry Potter book. Currently he is finishing up touring with Hate Eternal, promoting their new album ‘King Of All Kings’ and also promoting ‘Book Of Lambs’.
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