Hillary the music pirate
When Bush’s Ipod choices were revealed, much was made of the facthe had Beatles tunes on his Ipod, and as all Beatles aficianados know:
So you want to date a stripper? 10 tips on how to date a stripper and not be just another john.
Subtitle, so you want a stripper for a girlfriend or you want to fuck a stripper regularly.
Why would anyone want to do this? Mostly because, contrary to what other girls will say, they aren’t all hookers, in fact I never met one who was. They are more open and uninhibited about sex, but this doesn’t mean they are more likely to fuck around. If they wanted to sell pussy they wouldn’t be stripping. It’s a completely different gig: It’s actually a con job. You have your regulars and you try to milk as much out of them as possible without actually giving anything up more than a perfectly legit lap-dance.
First off, my credentials, so to speak. You believe them or not, but anyone who knows the subject will agree that my tips ring true because they are true. I met dozens of strippers, dated a lot of them, bedded a lot of them, dated regularly and lived with 5-6. Not one ever fucked around on me as far as I know. These weren’t long term relationships: some lasted months, one 5 years, all the others under a year. This is mostly all based on personal experience and those of my friends and people I heard about or talked to. So, not being strictly autobiographical and since some stories and characters may be composites or compressed, and since we don’t have a self-help category, I’m putting it under “science-fiction” for now.
Most famous pic of the war.
Lindsay Beyerstein thinks its the picture of horrifically burned Marine veteran Ty Ziegel on his wedding day. Of course, that probably helps portray her personal take on the war. Yes, that is a terrible tragedy, a young man disfigured for life.
But there are millions of images that record the tragedy of war. War, however evil, can be the lesser of two evils. For all war’s suffering, war can help alleviate suffering and can help stop more pain by killing the evil doers who would victimize innocents.
I prefer an image that portrays the heroism of our troops, as they rescue and protect those who cannot protect themselves, a true image of America and her soldiers throughout our history.
Margaret Cho is a stupid whore
“Funny” post by “comedian” Margaret Cho called “Mullet Fantasia”, I guess cracking on rural Republicans. You know if Republicans started ranting about how stupid and ignorant poor black Democrat voters are there might be some kind of complaint by the elite Dems and their MSM lackeys. It galls me to link her but here you go:
The "Jump to Conclusions" Crowd
Today Ellen Goodman takes bloggers to task for jumping the gun in condemning Jill Carroll, whose press conference, which she now claims was made under duress, was not sufficiently harsh on the terrorists or praising of the Coalition.
Osama & Moulitsas
The Omaha World Herald calls DailyKos on his B.S. and he doesn’t like it.
from the story, quoting one of Kos’ posts:
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People I respect and enjoy: Mitch Hedberg
Its a strange fact of life that the funniest, more creative people are sometimes the most tortured mentally and have such conflict and unhappiness in their lives. For all the comics out there, to me, the most original, cerebral and unique was the late Mitch Hedberg, who died of a drug overdose in 2005.
Bikers Girlfriend Gets to It
This story is part of the “Get2itt” series, a group of original stories w/ no subplots, plot development, extraneous characters, character development, useless dialog and great tedious length. These stories get to the point, for the busy maturbator with no time to scroll through trivialities while searching out the “meat” of the story. The author has thoughtfully left all their artistic pretensions at the door and gotten to what you really want to read: licking, fucking and sucking. For comments, story subject requests and hate mail, write to the author at :get2itt@hotmail.com. We are completely quadrasexual here, equal representation is afforded to gay, lesbian, bi, and transexuals. Thanks for your time.
Bikers Get To It
by Chase
My girl and I were riding cross-country on my Harley. Her small hands around my waist reached down between my legs and gave my cock a squeeze through my jeans. We had been riding for hours, and a short rest-stop for a quick fuck in the highway-side woods sounded good.
We rolled into a small grassy clearing shielded from the road by a line of trees. Luka peeled off her tank-top, freeing her small, perky breasts. She is a very petite brunette with short hair, shaved on the sides and longer on top. She skinned down her short cut-offs to reveal her puffy pussy lips and turned around, giving me a view of the most perfect ass I have ever seen.
She bent over the seat of my bike, standing with her legs apart, revealing her shaven quim from behind. I could see her slit glinting wetly in the sunlight. Her naked body, exposed to the open air, was wildly erotic and I was fully erect as I took out my prick and pulled my jeans down past my ass.
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The Far-Right vs. the Far-Middle
Let’s pretend for a minute I actually read the NYT instead of get tipped to its idiocy by other blogs.
I haven’t read any newspaper in years, and it is completely possible I’ve never read a dead-tree copy of the Times. I have, of course, read them online, but only when tipped by Drudge or someone else about a particularly asinine (that’s a high bar for the Slimes) story.
Ok, so here goes:
I was reading an interesting editorial about Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy in the New York Times (reg required) when I was pulled up short by a couple of things.