You Know You’re a Metrosexshul When…

New Rule: when you are a preening, smug, self-referential, talentless, unfunny hack whose one remaining schtick is to bash America wherever possible and “Bush is dumb” jokes, who plays the perpetual victim for being fired from one show because
A. the show sucked
and
2. you’re guests were vapid, out of their depth, uninformed and stridently obscene, leftist and inappropriate re: the content you debated
and
III. you offended what remained of your audience, yet you frame it as a “free speech” issue, ooh, you’re a ginormous asshole.
