Series 2, Episode 21: Silly Doctor

The cast:
DOCTOR Michael Palin
WATSON Graham Chapman

The sketch:
(Cut to the two waiting. On the sound of a referee’s whistle they start acting.)

Doctor: Next please. Name?

Watson: Er, Watson.

Doctor: (writing it down) Mr. Watson.

Watson: Ah, no, Doctor.

Doctor: Ah, Mr. Doctor.

Watson: No, not Mr. Doctor.

Doctor: Oh, Doctor Doctor.

Watson: No, Doctor Watson.

Doctor: Oh, Doctor Watson Doctor.

Watson: Oh, just call me darling.

Doctor: Hello, Mr. Darling.

Watson: No, Doctor.

Doctor: Hello Doctor Darling.

(Sound of whistle; instant cut to: Caption on screen: ‘THAT SKETCH HAS BEEN ABANDONED’)

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